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[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 57 points 1 month ago

If they could reconcile their differences, you could eat chicken wings while learning how to say “jumbo bazoingas” in several languages.

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 month ago

I do wish Duolingo had slang and curse lessons

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

That would be fucking awesome

[-] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Das wäre verdammt¹ geil

There, learned a German phrase ;-)

Pronunciation in IPA:
das 'vɛːrə fɛɐ̯ˈdamt ˈɡaɪ̯l


1: Technically, that's "damn awesome". The more literal translation of fucking would involve the word "fick", the most idiomatic version "verfickt geil". I don't really see it used even in rougher slang, so I feel like the general equivalent in terms of usage would be "verdammt".

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Danke! I’ve always wanted to learn German.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago

And if you skip your lesson, you become the next set of "chicken" wings

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

How do you translate made up slang words into another language? Do you just discover which made up slang words they have for the same things and then use those words? What if the other language doesn't have equivalent slang?

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Then you just look at the jumbo bazoingas and stop worrying about it.

[-] ech@lemm.ee 32 points 1 month ago

Surprising which one of the two turned out to be a stalker.

[-] ericbomb@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Spanish or vanish!

(for anyone who missed my favorite april fools joke of the year https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWXuz95uBQo)

[-] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

It's French or the trench...

[-] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

German or merman (hope you can breathe water)

[-] GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 month ago

The Tootsie pop owl is their cousin and they both hate that guy, fuckin asshole

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

You though the hooters owl was a creep…

[-] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago

Knowledge? The Duolingo bird has chosen the path of ultra violence

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Nobody cares for the America's Best owl who chose optometry.

[-] einlander@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Or the Tootsie roll owl choosing confectionary.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

I think I know the concept behind Hooters and other generic boobie bars (not an american) but I honestly don't think I could go to one of those venues and, if I went, I have serious doubts I'd be able to enjoy myself or the meal.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I used to go there because they had pretty tasty and affordable shrimp, wings, and cheap beer. It was a fun place to get tipsy with friends while eating comfort food and drinking ice cold beer. I could give or take the big boobies, but I certainly didn't complain about them. I even took my now wife there on a date before we were married, and she agreed that the shrimp, wings, and cheap beer were great deals. My men's Bible study group was not quite as open-minded...

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

I respect that.

I'm in no fashion whatsoever a prude or a moralist - hey, I admit the concept is actually interesting! - but I'm too stern to allow myself to go to a boobies bar and enjoy it with no concern on my mind. Let's call it a personal mental barrier.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I went as a novelty kind of thing when I was a kid visiting Disney, but it was just sort of amusing back then. Grown ass men should just step up and go to a titty bar.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago
[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

Don't think I be able to motivate myself to go to one.

It's one of those things that sounds nice in theory but would have disastrous outcomes if ever attempted.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago

The only times it ends in disaster is when a client doesn't believe in consent.

Would that be a problem for you?

Now, the real problem with Hooters is that their wings started to suck so you're really just overpaying to be a bit of a creep towards a young lady in too much makeup.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

No amount of consent in the world would aid in making me feel as not taking part of an exploitative arrangement. That would be my problem.

Regarding bad food... I've worked in hospitality. It can always be worst.

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Not if the eating and drinking at a reasonable price was part of the appeal.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I've been a couple of times. The food wasn't particularly good, so you probably wouldn't have enjoyed the meal. Honestly, it's more like a generic restaurant than it is a strip club.

[-] NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth 8 points 1 month ago

They were born and raised in black and white

[-] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[-] sfbing@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

"You chose books, I chose looks."

-- Matilda's mom

[-] pack@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Adidas and puma, but modern.

[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

And I'd say less Nazis, but I'm not so sure....

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Adidas: All Day I Dream About Sex

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Homie's never heard of "carnal knowledge".

PS:

  • For
  • Unlawful
  • Carnal
  • Knowledge
[-] Bgugi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Cool name for an album, false etymology. Best theories are a lot more boring, super ancient words for strike or rub.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Cool name for an album...

[-] Pacmanlives@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

They are still a good pair of hooters

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

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