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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

The US just releases a public statement that says they value their alliance with Mexico and have no intention of interfering with their politics or their military.

the ghost of Santa Anna starts dancing

[-] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

โ€žIf Texas becomes independent from the US we consider any conflict between them and Mexico an internal matter of Mexico.โ€œ

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 month ago

I feel like Texas is pretty well armed

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Probably not well trained. Though it'd probably be a toss up on whether they can take the Mexican army.

[-] foggy@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Imagine if we built a wall to keep out Texans

[-] BigFatNips@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Classic line from John Lennon's hit song ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] SeeJayEmm@lemmy.procrastinati.org 3 points 1 month ago

A guy can dream.

[-] sxan@midwest.social 18 points 1 month ago

Texas has Austin, Dallas, and oil. All three are things we'd like to keep; the first two are mainly dragged down by the rest of the state, and the rest of the US still needs the last, for now.

You forgot Houston, the blue spot that their politicians are trying to remove the vote from. Literally. It's horrendous.

[-] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

3rd/4th largest city in the country (constantly back and forth with Chicago) and Houston is always somehow forgotten ๐Ÿ˜ข

[-] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

If I was associated with Texas, I'd also rather be forgotten...

[-] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah sure, population of 30 million people, but let's just write them all off as forgotten. Or be a grown up and realize that Texas and the wider world are not black and white and more a variety of grey shades. There are bad people here, there are also good people here.

[-] philpo@feddit.de 2 points 1 month ago

Doesn't your voting system do that anyway?

[-] Today@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

San Antonio is the best city in Texas. Puffy tacos, street tacos, crispy tacos, breakfast tacos, ...

[-] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I'd vote for San Antonio as the new Capitol ๐ŸŒฎ

[-] HubertManne@kbin.social 5 points 1 month ago

remove the military bases and their gdp goes way down.

[-] havokdj@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

And prisons

[-] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago

They would get invaded for their oil

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

If Texas wants to leave, let them.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

And then we can conquer them and turn them into a protectorate. We'll swap in PR or DC as the fiftieth state, so we don't need to update the flag.

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Well its gonna be a cold day in hell before I recognize Missoura.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[-] VulKendov@reddthat.com 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well the US would have to "Come and take [the cannon]" first as it's in a museum in Gonzales, Texas. It was too much trouble for a dinky little cannon then, it'll be too much trouble for a dinky little cannon in this hypothetical future.

Edit: upon further research the "Come and take it" cannon was not that little one in the museum, but a larger one. However that one was melted down and turned in to a church bell

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Really dont think the us would have to. There would be such noise made of it, mexico would march up here just to shut them up

[-] Mango@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

I vote this.

this post was submitted on 30 May 2024
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