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[–] Maajmaaj@lemmy.ca 122 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The lore behind empress is just too fuckin funny. Before I stopped "sailing", I had grabbed a 1-2 of her cracks, but it had to be before she went full-tilt looney toons. The note/memo she left on the farcry 6 crack popped up on lemmy a week or two back, it's some deranged shit. She's perpetually in her "big ego" era apparently.

[–] Zuberi@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

Could you point me to a good TLDR? Maybe w some of the fitgirl drama as well?

Edit: Damn these are all sad/funny as fuck

[–] Maajmaaj@lemmy.ca 41 points 2 years ago

Here's an archive link of the ***dit post I saw on her, it includes some fitgirl info as well:

http://archive.today/hTYUU

[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I too was curious and found this wiki which seems to elaborate. Be forewarned, it seems a bit biased, but does tell the story

Empress - rational wiki

[–] Fibby@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

God damn that rant is something else...

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Oh jeez I was expecting more scum manifesto where she’s just clearly severely mentally ill and traumatized to hell and back and not that…

[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Well, I looked at a few and got a good laugh at her insanity.

[–] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago

She had a hobbydrama post on her on reddit.

[–] aqua@lemmy.world 107 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] AdrenochromeBandit@partizle.com 87 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Hillock@kbin.social 40 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I think most guys would have just agreed to sell worn underwear.

[–] ech@lemm.ee 44 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Whatever Empress's gender, I think we can agree that they're not like "most" people. Whether real or an act, they are pretty extreme and committed to all of their claimed views, one of which is hating men.

[–] gullible@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But what if they test the semen on my underwear and find higher than average levels of testosterone?

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Gamer girls have sold bath water; you have found your market

For the right price, some dude will totally steal a pair from a roommate and make some money lol

[–] Virkkunen@kbin.social 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The way Empress writes things and the stuff they say fits perfectly into the basement dwelling neckbeard stereotype. There's not a chance in this universe that Empress is a woman.

[–] PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Thier attacks on fitgirl seemed to be projection.

[–] comfisofa@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

I am boarding this train ride or die.

[–] Zoot_@lemmy.world 73 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Why not just buy the game at that point?? I understand piracy but if you are paying that much for a crack wtf.

[–] dill@lemmy.one 44 points 2 years ago

The ops cracks were just the means in which he could acquire a wiff of the crackers crack.

[–] Drinvictus@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Giving back to the community.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago

I don’t think this guy had the community in mind

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 69 points 2 years ago
[–] UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca 38 points 2 years ago
[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 34 points 2 years ago
[–] sadreality@kbin.social 30 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Please someone tell me this ain't for real.

[–] RealM@kbin.social 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Everything on the internet is fake. All stories are just made up for fake internet points.

If you tell me I'm wrong, guess what? You are also fake and made up. :)

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This comment right here is fake, and so am I.

[–] sadreality@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If OP is fake, that's solid writing haha

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 years ago

if there is one thing 4chan can be relied on for, it's absurd dedication to the pettiest shit.

[–] Ogygus@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You think somebody would go on the internet to just say lies?

[–] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

~~Dude really posted his email on 4chan 💀~~ ... I was tired

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago

Did I misread? They posted Empress' address.

[–] some_guy 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

her email isn't hidden anyways, it's visible on all of her .NFOs.

[–] DestroyMegacorps@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago

What is wrong with anon?

[–] platysalty@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago

If this guy is from Brunei I know who he is.

[–] TheFerrango@lemmy.basedcount.com 11 points 2 years ago

If I had 500$ to spend for having someone crack a game I want to play I would just buy the game.

You can spend the difference on a call girl if you really want

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

I tried Yakuza for free on Gamepass.

Simps really have no economic sense lol

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Why do people like this exist? He clearly has no good use for money, so naturally he has tons of it in excess.