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So. Without trauma dumping, I'll simply say my dad is a bad dad. What's a father's day gift that says "you're dead to me, but I'm still doing things to keep drama at bay"?

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[–] rozwud@beehaw.org 6 points 10 months ago

Any of these passive aggressive comments and in addition something for yourself. Because you deserve it.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Holiday postcard from a place he doesn't like saying

Wish you were ~~here~~ there

[–] half@lemy.lol 3 points 10 months ago

Hell, Michigan lol

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

"Wish you were here; wish I wasn't."

[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Dead fish 🐟

[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Give him a very basic and cheap toolkit you know he already has. Firstly, he already has those tools and secondly he assumes you doubt his ability due to the cheapness of the tools. Like giving a Michelin chef a dollar store copper knife, they'd assume you think they can't cook.

Something like a 2 pack of a Phillips and flathead screwdriver. So common even non DIY people always have them, and so cheap that they are useless.

Kind of hard to explain but hopefully that gets the pount across.

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

A "best dad" mug, but you cross out the "best"

[–] audiomodder@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago

A β€œWorld’s Okayest Dad” mug.

Alternatively, a certificate for a free vasectomy.

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"World's Best Dad" mug with the word "Best" crossed out?

[–] half@lemy.lol 4 points 10 months ago

My wife suggested "number one sad" with a card explaining that he was, in fact, my first dad lol

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I recommend ghosting.

If he asks you about it, re-ghost him (oh I forgot? Anyways...).

[–] AndrasKrigare@beehaw.org 5 points 10 months ago

I didn't think Father's Day gifts were that much of a standard thing. Most I've ever done is a text and maybe taking him to dinner or golfing.

So a "happy father's day" card if you need to get something

[–] unn@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

Socks πŸ’―πŸ’―

[–] RustyHeater@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A fathers day card from the dollar store. Include a gift card from the same dollar store. Put no money on the gift card.

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[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Something nice, that he likes.

Anything else and you are definitely not trying to keep the drama at bay.

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Football merch in his least favorite team.

[–] half@lemy.lol 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hey that would be easy, he hates football!

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Buffalo Bills it is!

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

The same tie you gave him last year.

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