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Yeah, eight fucking bears, how about that huh?

2 Kings 2:23-25

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[-] Lon3star@lemmy.world 48 points 3 months ago
[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

No, it should be a spell that creates 8 2/2 bear tokens.

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 42 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[-] Arigion@feddit.de 41 points 3 months ago

Not very intimidating, as long as they keep on fucking.

[-] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 months ago

depends on who theyre fucking

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 21 points 3 months ago

"Inside you are eight bears."

[-] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

They're all fucking.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Probably some random women lost in the woods.

[-] MacedWindow@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Woah an 8/8 for 2 mana!! Wizards needs to ban this before it breaks the format.

[-] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 months ago

Literally format-warping. Compare this to a balanced card like Uro

[-] Kanda@reddthat.com 2 points 3 months ago

Don't make this another Tarmogoyf thread

[-] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 months ago
[-] JoYo@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 months ago

i just watched Annihilation, that fucking bear 💀

[-] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 months ago

was one of those, cousin was watching movie so i walked into movie blind about what to expect and the movie was wtf

[-] moshtradamus666@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

This movie has some good moments

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 months ago

2 Kings 2:23-25

Origin of malding

[-] spizzat2@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

Elisha casts Bears. It's super effective!

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago
[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 months ago
[-] djsoren19@yiffit.net 9 points 3 months ago

The flavor text teally sells this meme.

[-] asphalt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago

Another nice card for my collection

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago

Why does it only cost 2 mana.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 3 points 3 months ago

Fine, we'll make it three, but only if you promise not to play blue.

[-] Nicoleism101@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I love this kind of humour, where can I get more??

And the bizarre bible quote, oh my fucking god

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

As a Druid, I can’t even complain

[-] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Still better than the guy

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