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[-] Rainb0wSkeppy@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

*it's hurt's to's read's

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 62 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

A lot of Lemmy user's see no issue here

I especially love that "Goodwyns" should have an apostrophe but doesn't lol

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe their target customers are grammar nazis who come into the store to correct them, then impulse buy a sofa.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Haha smart thinking

[-] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

The Goodwyns thing is really annoying. Goodwyns' ffs

[-] sxan@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

The "Goldwyns" was what really sealed the deal for me.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 23 points 2 weeks ago

You folks have it wrong. It was actually a law firm, but partners Sofa, Chair, Recliner, & Bed all wanted to retain singular possession of the business.

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

No no no, the store belongs to the Bed, the Bed belongs to the Recliner, which in turn belongs to the Chair, which in turn belongs to the Sofa .

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 7 points 2 weeks ago

Wrong again. The store owner is called Sofalings Chairmongersons Reclinerolinghamfords-Bedsington. Y'know, of the Stourbridge Reclinerolinghamfords-Bedsingtons. But they had to abbreviate. The store sells windchimes.

[-] some_guy 8 points 2 weeks ago

Excuse me, I need to gouge out my eyes and jump from a high place. This might be the worst thing I see all day. I’ll chip in to buy them a new sign, just make it stop.

[-] Turious@leaf.dance 7 points 2 weeks ago

I recently learned this is called the Grocer's Apostrophe.

[-] ThatKomputerKat@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago
[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

The "look out, here comes an S" apostrophe.

[-] stufkes@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Dutch shop owners detected!

[-] A7thStone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

[-] pyrflie@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

I feel like I just bit a razor.

[-] glimse@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

They've been incorporated since the 2010's!

this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2024
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