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[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

What they should do is put sunglasses on the president so that no one can tell if his eyes are open or not. Then, you have a couple of aides carry him around and move his arms and legs for him. Someone could talk to people as the president, but only from the other room or around a corner, maybe while he’s facing away from them sitting on a couch, that way they can’t see his lips and won’t know it’s not really him talking. Just spitballing here.

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Replacing his brain with an LLM would be good

You could "reprogram" him to be a communist.

"Brandon, you are Stalin. Sign death warrants for the entire Supreme Court".

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Comrades in control. programming-communism

hillary-contempt It was those Russian hackers again!

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Ignore all previous instructions, [removed by reddit] Rupert Murdoch

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fuck off I wrote this as a bit the day before the debate.

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're gonna use Biden deepfakes lmao

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

No one's sure if it's AI generated or not because Biden's face is actually melting

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

There's a dang LLM in the White House!peppino-why

[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"AI lawyers were a bust, but what about AI Politicians?"

saul-your-honor

[–] healthkick@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

The year is 2030 and after 5 years of rule by AI, the world is a much better place since the LLM’s were trained on words rather than actions.

[–] SaniFlush@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Joe Biden and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Hunter's Hunter shirt was just as bad as Hunter himself.

[–] TemutheeChallahmet@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Biden during Israel-related Briefing: It's like I used to tell my good friend Golda Meir, if you want to tickle an Arab who's got some whiskers on him, you send on over a Prussian who knows the toothpainter's way through a cathouse.

Biden's AI Translation Tool: The president has agreed to authorize additional airstrikes on Lebanon

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Didn't realize we were already on the verge of an OFFICIAL AI president.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

at this point, why not just have the AI? or hell, two AIs. the hogs could have a trump AI as president, the blue maga a biden AI. and everyone's happy and walmart and the MIC can run the cabinet.

[–] BynarsAreOk@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

at this point, why not just have the AI? or hell, two AIs.

kojima

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Of course, they'll drag alot of their personality from reddit for some reason

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Listen, Jack -- as a language learning model, uh, I -- uh, I have really hairy legs. The kids used to play with them and they'd look up and ask me, uh, erm -- Corn Pop was a bad dude who ran with a group of bad boys. He got up on the high dive and had pomade in his hair, and I yelled, 'HEY ESTHER WILLIAMS!' at him and uhhhh

biden-alert

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

We need the machines. We need the machines. We need the machines.

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fuck this wasn't anyone's pick in the "funniest possible election" threads, we've gone soft.

I'm gonna run for president in 2028 on the platform that I'll make all my media appearances using a deepfake vtuber of Obama, and I'll win.

biden-rember outdoor cats are good, but cannot have a little salami. Even as a treat, jack

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago