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[–] casmael@lemm.ee 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

~~princess diana~~ the guy from wham

[–] protist@mander.xyz 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

George Michael. Say his name.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

And I'm never gonna shampoo again, guilty hair has got no rhythm

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shoulda known better than to steal shampoo from a friend 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

You should wake me up before you shampoo, I don't wanna miss it when you hit that hair

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I'm not kidding, I used to think the lyric was "filthy feet and I got no river".

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn, Princess Diana got it goin on!

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago
[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd say "did you use my expensive face cream to jerk off again" would be more on par for me. Unfortunately I don't have a wife which coincidentally is probably why I'd jerk off with expensive face cream. It's a vicious cycle

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait I thought it was expensive facial crème, not a vicious cycle. I’m confused.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Me too buddy, meee too

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My sister gets expensive and fancy shampoos and conditioners but they don't leave my hair looking hella good the way some cheap-ass L'Oreal does.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's all got to do with the pH. That stands for pretty hair by the way

[–] Muscar@discuss.online 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So higher pH equals more pretty hair? I'll go wash my hair with sodium hydroxide, brb!

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I got “Justin Trudeau in light drag” vibes