Is that a snake in your trousers or is that a snake in your trousers or is that a snake in your trousers or
No. Jusssst realllly happy to sssssee you!
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in these motherfucking pants!
I'll stick with a single trouser snake, thank you.
There are specialists that can help you have that removed if you need...
Nah, I kinda like it.
Kinda? I love mine! I call him Shirley…
Congratulations! 👍
Hmm. I think I've heard this confucius saying before. How does it go... Man in China caught with 100 snakes in trousers suffers not from reptile disfunction.
That’s approximately 100 too many.
approximately
?
On average a person has approximately .5 snake in their pants
More like .7 after this mfer
Folks be makin' jokes, but, sadly, animal trafficking is a real problem. Who knows what those poor snakes were going to be used for. It's tremendously sad.
"Is that 100 snakes in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"
With that many snakes in there, I feel like he was in the snakes' trousers.
Better headline: Man Caught in Snakes' Trousers!
100 snakes in trousers
Are there 100 single-legged trousers, or 50 trousers with 2 snakes in each ~~leg~~ trouser?
If there's 2 snakes in each legs then you only need 25 trousers.
Wasn't this a scene from an Ernest movie?
Alright, showoff
101
However, only one of the snakes was one-eyed.
“Is that a snake in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”
“Snake. Definitely a snake.”
“Rude!”
“Tell me about. His ballsss sssmell like old gym sssocksss.”
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