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[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 38 points 1 month ago

"That's Brent. He spends 110% of his time on sysops, but he's also assigned to spend 25% of his time on security. So it's probably fine."

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 month ago

the last 50% is for him to concentrate on finishing high school

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago

Lol. Painfully accurate!

"And it's lucky we're paying Brent $11 every hour, so he won't leave us for more money."

[-] pivot_root@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

Most companies: "What blue team?"

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 16 points 1 month ago

And staffing. The bus factor is real.

[-] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

And the red spy in the base

[-] Wooki@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Underrated comment

[-] Bahnd@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

WE HAVE TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE!

this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2024
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