just remove the piclke its not very hard people when pickle leaves icky residue on the rest of the burger

and your fingers

this is me but with tomatoes

My grandma doesn't like pickles but she never asks for no pickles and just takes them off for some reason.

I will take her pickles

Both pickles and tomatoes are great

Tomato ketchup on a burger is the real hate crime

Use chili or barbecue sauce...

I got a whole salad instead of sandwich once. I thought they were trying to send me a message so I threw it out in the can outside. Turned out, it was just the wrong order. Whoops.