Memes

Just buy one ticket to a Taylor Swift concert and you're already a billion dollar richer

Easy.

First buy up a bunch of housing east of the California fault line and then with the billion get nuclear missiles that I can use to trigger the fault and push California off creating a new coast line and water front property for a brand new tech center of the world.

If I have any left over I can look at maybe getting a space crystal that rapidly grows in water to create a new island that true foreigners won't be able to step on without hurting themselves.

You got to learn from the best.

Quickie marriage with a $100 million prenup

Brewsters millions would be so easy in 2024. Just train some AI.

Charity, but if it counts as gifting then just invest it? One day, 100M, and that's it, you bought stocks, it's not money anymore

Brewsters Millions

Skip to 30 seconds in to get the list of rules

I'm gonna buy 100 million tacos. That should provide adequate sustenance for the doctor who marathon.

I could blow 100M monthly on AWS. Probably take me the first month to spin it all up, easy from there.

Build and fund a Marxist think tank, think tank of the Proletariat

Does it need to be net spending, or can I just buy and sell things really fast?

Sleep with pornstar. Excessive hush money. Boom!

Give it to me, I'll invest it

Seems pretty easy, buy 100mil of gold bullion. It's around 3100 lb (1400kg) and is relatively small. I think you could hit it under a bed or couch or two. Probably fit it into a couple awkward corners in your closet. Use one as a paper weight.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit homie, I would just buy 335952 acres of west Texas desert for a cool $243 million. Done where's my money?

Well if everyone has a price, I'm gonna get that girl!