this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2024
103 points (79.4% liked)

Greentext

7940 readers
738 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
all 21 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[โ€“] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 97 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"I'm not to be fucked with"

That's sound advice

That's ~~sound~~ odor advice

๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 79 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

This is absolutely ignorable "neck-beard who has never had sex and frequently attends Smash Brothers tournaments" advice.

Please, don't do this. It doesn't work like this.

[โ€“] superkret@feddit.org 56 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, it works! I'm surrounded by bitches every time I go out. They can't stop sniffing by crotch and wagging their tails.

[โ€“] Fosheze@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

My dog absolutely loves rolling in old putrifying deer carcases so maybe your crotch just smells like that.

[โ€“] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ok so first of all Smash Brothers is a great game

[โ€“] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes thats true. It is a fantastic game. But you know as well as I do that Smash Brothers tournaments have quite the reputation for smelly attendees. Like, even worse than anime conventions, and I like anime too.

[โ€“] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

So much so that they have to be sectioned off from other convention goers. That also suck at bathing.

And tournament organizers having to specifically mention personal care is next level filth.

[โ€“] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't think it's supposed to be genuine advice, it's a wind-up

[โ€“] 13esq@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Imagine being so autistic that you take 4chan posts seriously.

[โ€“] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yes, and apparently fifty-odd people have upvoted that comment, like "yeah, wait a minute, increasing how much your balls stink probably isn't good advice!*"

[โ€“] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 30 points 2 years ago

I think I went to high school with this guy.

[โ€“] CptEnder@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Can... can vinegar rot????

[โ€“] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 years ago

It is produced from rot, sort of.

[โ€“] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago

So that's what that vinegar smell in the next office must be!

[โ€“] MontyBGud@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Really seals in the flavor

[โ€“] Boxscape 6 points 2 years ago

Really seals in the flavor

Like fighting crime in a rubber suit.

[โ€“] festnt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

this guy is literally this dude from dragon ball