Plot twist, all of those are project initial commits.
Oh no. I think just reading that idea gave me cancer.
Keep your unfinished project ideas in a folder of shame like everyone else.
How else do you suppose I store my API keys?
My GitHub pretty much is my folder of shame.
my github is a folder on my desktop called "do_not_open_dir_of_shame"
I hate these unrealistic beauty standards
If I ever saw a Github commit history like that, I'd be concerned.
Quality over quantity, hackers.
When it comes to commits, single feature / scoped commits are quality. So this git history is actually underwhelming if the author is full time. This is a good read.
I'm familiar with and practice atomic committing habits. Still seems excessive.
Mine looks a little like that. It's my job though. Everything's on GitHub.
That article also mentions squashing merges though, which would lower the contribution count by a lot unless there's a GitHub setting to have separate branch commits tracked that I'm missing out on.
A four day work week with no overtime!
Looks like it just needs to be defragged.
I prefer my activity graph in blue.
Where's the blue graph? You linked to a homepage of some website.
It's wild to me that kbin has users, for all the problems it seems to have.
At this point it doesn't. Mbin is where actual development is happening. Even kbin.run is mbin.
Damn, that cuts deep ๐
This shower is more employable than I am
That shower is more employable than most of us.
But I also bet it's under-paid because it hasn't learned to set boundaries.
Or it's an epic hobbyist.
Imagine going to take a shower to relax and instead seeing this.
I like to think the tiler knew exactly what he was doing, and sometimes chuckles about the epic troll to this day.
Seeing that image has always made me enter a "brain short-circuit" mode where half of my personality wants to cry and the other half wants to laugh. Does anyone experience anything similar?
My shower doesn't use me at all.
That's not what it feels like to your shower though.
I wanna spread the news
That if it feels this good getting used
Oh you just keep on using me
Until you use me up
I don't think I can see tiles with shades of green the same ever again...
Cool idea tho, it'll help redditors to maintain hygiene
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