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[-] bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club 67 points 1 month ago

Bros got some explaining to do

[-] li10@feddit.uk 27 points 1 month ago
[-] Potatisen@lemmy.world 64 points 1 month ago
[-] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 36 points 1 month ago
[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Mine, too. We call it the roast chicken position.

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago

Thanksgiving turkey was what we called it when our child did that. He’d crisscross his feet too. He’s six now and still does it now and then. Except when we’re camping and he sprawls out and chases us around the tent in his sleep.

[-] arin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Appropriate

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

untreatable knee pain speedrun

[-] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 month ago

Quick check his hard drives

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

"How do you sleep at night" is the proper follow-up question

[-] tootoughtoremember@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Classic Dutch beach volleyball sleeping positions

[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Right click the bed when there are no monsters nearby of course. What kind of question is that?

[-] systemglitch@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Funny one. I even read it the totally predatory way at first

[-] Entropywins@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Why are all the side sleepers all curled up?

[-] spiffpitt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

bent knees are more comfortable

[-] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

How else? I'm in bed right now and trying to lay on my side with straight legs I have to use some weird muscles in my body to keep myself from falling onto my belly or back

[-] SSJMarx@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

I guess 9 is the closest, but I would never sleep on my face/stomach. I sleep on my side but not curled into a ball, with a pillow between my knees and the one under my head folded to keep my spine aligned. It's a very specific pose but literally anything else and I can't sleep.

[-] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Before even falling asleep I tend to rotate through 2, 3, 17, 1, 16, and 9

In addition to a modified recovery position with my top arm resting behind me to keep my chest flexed outward. -It's an anxiety thing.

[-] Arfman@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's quite cold right now that I'm scrunched up like number 4 or 12

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 1 month ago

Is there a silently sobbing in your pillow before a rousing round of sleep paralysis position?

[-] UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I start out as a modified 18 +with crossed arms gripong the shoulders and interspersed with a number 4

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