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I lied (suppo.fi)

submitted 4 months ago by dactylotheca@suppo.fi to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago

You can put the gun away, I’m totally into this

[-] warm@kbin.earth 10 points 4 months ago

Ikr, top 1 things id rather do than watch netflix

[-] Entropywins@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

The getting traumatized with a gun or the shoes off looking for bugs?

[-] lunar17@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

Do I have to take my shoes off? This sounds like a shoes-on activity.

[-] occhionaut@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

You grow your own shoes if you fuck up your feet enough

[-] SonicDeathTaco@lemm.ee 14 points 4 months ago

I miss bugs. It freaks me out how few I see anymore.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago

I mean, you coulda led with that, especially if I'm getting laid after

this post was submitted on 10 Aug 2024

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