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Imagine all the ripped buttholes.

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[-] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 month ago

Now you've made me think about that gif. I know you know which one I'm referring to.

[-] Boxscape 25 points 1 month ago

I know you know which one I'm referring to.

[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Hulk smash!!

[-] xavier666@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

😡

👧🏻

😈

😫

💥💥🍆💥💥

[-] Boxscape 12 points 1 month ago
[-] xavier666@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Ahhh. I didn't get the Shrek reference. I have brought dishonor to my ancestors 😞

[-] FatAdama@programming.dev 13 points 1 month ago

Don’t assume that we’re all initiated. What gif?

[-] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 month ago
[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Oh no why did I click on that! Lol

[-] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

Came for this gif...

Err... From?

Leaving with leaky... Uhh... Yeah.

[-] Plopp@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Can someone link it from a different domain than x.com (it's blocked here)?

[-] Zidane@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago
[-] Plopp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

😂 Thanks!

[-] Boxscape 1 points 1 month ago

I thought lemmy.world doesn't allow nsfw stuff?

Technically, it does for short periods of time

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago

Yeah but "You won't like me when I'm horny" does not sound okay to say.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago
[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

With enthusiastic consent from hulks partners. AMA a safe word.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Try it in an Austin Powers voice.

[-] AlainH@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

That's my secret, Cap...

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Bruce! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CHANGE AT MY MOTHER'S FUNERAL?!?

Bruce:

begins putting the “fun” back in “funeral”

[-] kubica@fedia.io 16 points 1 month ago
[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

There'd be giant dick indentations on everything as he leaps from building to building. Just imagine you go out to your car and a big ol dick shaped dent on your hood. Oh the humanity!

[-] Dremz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

That is one horny shower thought.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 1 month ago

"You wouldn't like me when I'm horny."

[-] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

That's my secret, I'm always horny

[-] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife! Cause they rapin' uuurvrybody out here!

[-] lauha@lemmy.one 5 points 1 month ago

"Bruce, why does your office toilet have a reinforced door?"

"Ehm... Previous owner used it as a explosives storage room before I turned it into a toilet"

[-] biofaust@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Good like having Disney depicting that.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

I keep forgetting that Disney owns......everything.

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

His pants are the only piece of clothing that doesn’t rip off. So it’s not that he’s swinging a lot of lumber, but he’s probably very aggressive with it.

[-] Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Kinda thought you were talking about Hulk Hogan which would also be terrifying in its own right.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Well he did just rip his shirt off on the RNC stage. So at least he'd be surrounded by people who support rapists.

this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2024
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