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[-] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 66 points 3 months ago

JD Vance puts his cast iron in the dishwasher pass it on

[-] RangerJosie@sffa.community 30 points 3 months ago

Jorkin Dapenis Vance uses sugar substitute in his sweet tea. Pass it on.

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 months ago

Jelly Donut Vance puts the toilet paper on the far side of the holder, and doesn't have pets. Pass it on.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Jorts Dangler Vance has a secret humiliation fetish, pass it on.

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Jerkin' Dongs Vance applied the eyeliner to his butthole first, then his eyes, p[ass it on.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 months ago

James David’s face when you call him Jorkin Dapenis

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 months ago

Just A. Dipshit Vance after getting bedbugs from that couch sitting on the corner.

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[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 25 points 3 months ago

“Who gets the extra votes if there’s an odd number of kids and/or the parents are estranged or have opposing views?”

That’s the beauty. The husband, as the head of the family, gets the children’s votes—and his wife’s as well. Also, from now on, her name is “Mrs. “ followed by his name.

I’m sure Vance meant to explain this detail but somehow got sidetracked.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

I’m sure Vance meant to explain this detail but somehow got sidetracked.

There was a stuffed loveseat nearby.

[-] BlucifersVeinyAnus@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

I’m sure you meant, “A yet to be stuffed loveseat nearby”

[-] jumjummy@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

If we’re going through with this fictitious scenario, using the same logic of childless adults not having the same investment in the future, everyone over the age of 70 should no longer be able to vote for the same reasons.

Something tells me that would help Democrats even more.

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Children should be allowed to vote. Kids would show up in droves. They'd get their parents voting. I'd love seeing politicians that were forced to pander to young people. There's no downside.

[-] Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 60 points 3 months ago

People like Mr.Beast gain their massive success from producing overstimulating content that attracts a forever young audience that doesn't recognize the basic manipulation and scams that he employs.

This is what politics would turn into if we earnestly let kids vote. Manipulating child audiences is practically a science now.

Even discounting that, in 2016 when I was 16 I was a "both sides are bad" centrist type. I simply didn't have the roots to consider how things like basic public policies would affect me personally. You need some grounded experience in order to realize that the things on screen will affect you and your community directly.

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[-] Nightwingdragon@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

Most adults barely have a clue about the issues they're voting on, let alone kids. And many topics that are voted on aren't really appropriate for children to be discussing. Plus, would you really want our schools to become 6 hours of propaganda for whatever political party is in charge?

Children would be voting virtually at random, to the point where elections would essentially be decided by random chance.

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

I’d say the vast majority of things we vote on in politics can be discussed with children. Kids who are talked to like adults mature far more gracefully than those who are artificially shielded from anything mildly uncomfortable.

Politicians should have to explain directly to kids why their family is deep in medical debt. Or why they can’t have certain books in their library. Or why we should bomb children in other countries.

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[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 months ago

What topics are we voting that are not appropriate for children? I went to the polls with my dad almost every time he voted starting at age 6 and he talked with me about most of it.

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[-] michaelmrose@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

What age and why?

[-] Rapidcreek@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Every minute Vance is spouting dumb shit rather than policy is a good minute for Harris-Walz.

[-] OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

That's the neat thing. The policy is also dumb shit.

[-] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 months ago

The answer is still no.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago
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