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submitted 2 months ago by rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 108 points 2 months ago

Man... This is sad

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago

I. Still laughing

[-] PoopDelivery@sh.itjust.works 54 points 2 months ago

Oh, they're gift wrapped!

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 52 points 2 months ago

He lost his arm by not following OSHA approved procedures and is being dishonorably discharged for negligence

[-] Oestradiolo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago

Or his commander was not following OSHA approved procedures, but got a promotion for efficiency.

[-] Boxscape 35 points 2 months ago

Maybe that's just where his gun is, like Stallone in Assassins.

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 months ago

ohh that's why the nice people had me send them the gift cards over the phone

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Still seems like I have that virus though.

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

He told her to guess what he had behind his back. She was stumped.

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 9 points 2 months ago

Oof!

[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

Oh shit!

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