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Staged, full of fake talk, and fake smiles to cameras?
Have you considered being a politician?
Or Instagram model?
That, but where it isn't fake (≠ the real world)
If it's the ads I am thinking of, you want middle class conservative retirement communities.
Unless you are a non white, then good luck.
Have you tried buying their products? That should work, right?
Plot twist, you become the epitome of "has this ever happened to YOU???" while showing people failing to do every day tasks like opening a jar, or chopping an onion. Somehow sets the house on fire instead.
I think that's the idea.
See also: Giant American Breakfast in movies that no one ever eats.
My family did the giant ridiculous breakfast once a month or so and it was incredible. We'd all help cook, and we'd expand the dining room table, and then just eat until we passed out in a food coma. Bacon, sausage, endless pancakes and waffles, biscuits and gravy, giant vat of scrambled eggs, toast and butter and jam mmmm
Speak for yourself, I just had two omelettes, three bowls of cereal, a pack of bacon, a dozen pancakes and two gallons of orange juice for breakfast.
That's a great way to check if you're a character in a movie or not. Clearly you are not.
Ah yes, but don't forget to take Capsulin Forte with 450 mg of capsaicin for strong teeth and shiny hair. Now in big package with double the pills and triple the relief.
And that's what people from 2100 will think our lifes are lile, which is bullshit. Thank god we are destroying the world so we won't get to 2100
Imagine living in the Wayborhood.
this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2024
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