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[-] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 51 points 3 months ago

"Everything reminds me of him."

[-] Clusterfck 47 points 3 months ago

That’s the ball end of an adjustable shower head. Remove the round collar from this and that’s what’s left.

[-] Andonyx@lemmy.world 44 points 3 months ago

You mean "bell-end"?

[-] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

I mean if ya can get a small enough ladder to fit in the shower, get your dairy up in the airy and make that work, good on ya m8.

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 months ago

Called a "ball adapter" because that's where the pee is stored

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

I call those the school gym/summer camp specials. Where years of little shits break the actual head off and maintenance gives up while saying, "this is why we can't have nice things."

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

So is taking that tip off like circumcision?

[-] mp3@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

I refuse to see this in any other way than the shower's tip from now on.

[-] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 3 months ago

Now color your water yellow and you're set.

[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

Homie is just well hydrated.

[-] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Your piss shouldn't be crystal clear btw. It's a sign that you drink too much and you should lower your intake.

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago

But then the guy below my balcony would know it's not rain...

[-] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

Don't worry, he already knows.

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

I mean... He does keep putting the umbrella away.

[-] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 2 months ago

Could you please provide a source? /lh

[-] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

First result I got: https://health.clevelandclinic.org/what-urine-color-means

All the other search results say consistently the same thing. Your pee shouldn't be too clear or too dark but somewhere in between. I've just read that it could be a kidney failure as well:

[-] fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee 16 points 3 months ago

Now when I'm crying in my daily morning shower I can truly feel like the garbage I am

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 months ago

OP likes to be peed on.

[-] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

I didn't know R Kelly had his own brand of shower heads

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

It's upside down

[-] uservoid1@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Add this to rusty water pipes and you have a treat

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

that looks oddly like... no i shant say...

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