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So that's where cows come from huh TIL (files.catbox.moe)
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[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 36 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

This is why the cattle industry is bad for the planet.

Proof: this is the end result of just one industrial cattle "ranch" during the Beef campaign with Sam Elliott

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Beef should stay in the ground where it belongs.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago

So that’s why it’s called ground beef

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 35 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How now, ground cow?

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 13 points 9 months ago

Ground beef

[–] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yes, cows are actually a part of the tuber family

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fascinating I had no idea. What do the leaves look like?

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 25 points 9 months ago (3 children)

How did the cow get in there though?

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They were playing hide and seek

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

You've answered the Why, not the How.

[–] pop@lemmy.ml 10 points 9 months ago

seems like they were building an escape tunnel and they got caught.

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Grew there, like other types of tubers.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago

Moobers?

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

Is this my early Minecraft farm rendered by AI?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

Mooruk-Hai

[–] TheInfamousOne@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

... And the guy in the back just walks over the unstable looking tunnel to hell.

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Found the secret cow level.

[–] kalpol@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago

MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 9 months ago

Moo moomoo moo moo, moo, moomoomoo!

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

... How

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

No, cow.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Well, the daddy bull uses his horn to make a hole in the ground, then he performs [redacted], and then eventually a full grown cow or bull comes out of the ground.

Everyone knows this silly.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I wonder what the story was here. That like like a thinly covered swimming pool or basement that wasn't filled in. It's probably in the Americas somewhere or I'd add old war trench or bunker or something. It could be a sinkhole too, but my guy says no.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Always listen to your guy.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think they just found an entrance to the Nerubian underworld.

Go in there and steal the secrets of the spiders.

[–] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Cows play with arachnophobia mode on.

Crustacean Nerubian Supiriority.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

I think arachnophobia mode makes things scarier.

Why is the crab casting web?

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Someone dug a big hole and put a cow in it for upvotes.. I guess.

[–] GlenRambo@jlai.lu 1 points 9 months ago

Or a setup for the ~~upvotes~~ ~~likes~~ ~~views~~ internet points.

[–] Sausagecat@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Uruk hai

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago

Do you know how the cows first came into being? They were horses once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now... perfected.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Mooruk-Hai

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 months ago

"What is it Lassie? What? Lulu fell down the well?!?"

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 9 months ago

It's so funny to me that this excavator is shoving the cow back like a gluttonous cat trying to get into your food.

[–] tiny_parking@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Is beef now a vegetable? If so I can finally go vegan 😂

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bruh, you should mark this NSFW. 😂

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Does that stand for "Neat, Simply Fucking Wondrous?"

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

I know right? I've never seen a cow being born before..

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago

Now start filleting wagyu.

[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

What a strange and heartwarming tale.