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Is it absolutely necessary to always follow your dreams?
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Don't let your beanis be beanis
Attempts to deviate from essentialism have failed, beanis is still beanis
I would buy at least 4 pairs of booty shorts with FROSTED SQUID on the back, preferably written in glitter paint.
This is an encouraging piece of pre-market research data
mokou's advice:
if u really want those shorts u could always try sleep as long as possible with them in your dreams
depends on where you think your dreams come from
Are they not the universal consciousness giving instructions through the psychic equivalent of an antique PA system?
It isn't always absolutely necessary, but in this case I'd say it's a great idea.
go for it
You will want a solid Excel spreadsheet and Minimal Viable Shorts.
i'd buy those
this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2024
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