submitted 5 days ago by werefreeatlast@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I keep having to remove all sorts of

Elephants 🐘, penguins 🐧, and giraffes 🦒 and other funny animals from my imaginary joke fridge!

Go get me a funny 🍺 beer!

Surprise! It's another elephant.

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[-] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 19 points 5 days ago

Guys, I think it's time to talk about the elephant in the room.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

When did it get out of the fridge?

[-] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago

When we put the giraffe in there.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 0 points 5 days ago

They'll say Aw Topsy, at my autopsy!

[-] gnutrino@programming.dev 8 points 5 days ago

Is your fridge running?

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Fudge! Not again!

[-] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Quick! Put the penguin back in before it's too late!

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 4 points 5 days ago

Chang Beer

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 3 points 5 days ago

Carlsbergs elephant beer

this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2024

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