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Send Nudes (i.redd.it)
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[-] newthrowaway20@lemmy.world 87 points 2 months ago

The unflattering angle and double chin really hit home.

[-] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago

Usually don't have that nice of a background myself

[-] late_night@sopuli.xyz 65 points 2 months ago

On an unrelated note, check out this carrot I got at the supermarket

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[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 59 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Man, nsfw it. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

[-] CptEnder@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

An iconic one

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[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 55 points 2 months ago

But, look at that perspective shot; that thing is HUGE! You definitely want to sleep with me now right? Right??

[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 14 points 2 months ago

It has like 3 curves in it. What are you? Some kind of weird duck-human hybrid?

[-] InquisitiveApathy@lemm.ee 18 points 2 months ago

What part of ribbed for her pleasure don't you understand?!

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[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago

Is there really any flattering angles for the male body though? Also, who wants to take pics of dudes trying to look sexy? Their male friends won’t. I know we have literal works of art showing nude male bodies, but the majority of men’s bodies are shit to look at and nobody wants to look at them. Women don’t even have to have ideal bodies and men will still be elated that they sent them nudes. Meanwhile, people would be more likely to pay me to not send them nudes, at best, but more likely they’d press charges.

[-] ShadowFlower@lemm.ee 44 points 2 months ago

the majority of men's bodies are shit to look at

Hard disagree. I think you're probably just not attracted to dudes.

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[-] PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

The timeless art of seduction

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 months ago

As a licensed, dues paying gay, I quite like the male form. Even body types I'm not particularly attracted to can be very appealing, and I've rarely regretted getting a dick pic or body shot. The only nudes I'm not really fond of getting on Grindr are close up booty hole pics. Sometimes they can be hot, but mostly they're not done well

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

For the simple fact that humans have successfully reproduced I must assume women find men attractive, however since I am not a woman this is but an assumption, perhaps they are all psychopaths, cynically mating for the simple necessity of reproduction, I certainly know plenty of men who would agree with that statement however I find it far more plausible that in some form or another men must be viewed as attractive to the opposite sex.

[-] InquisitiveApathy@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

You don't need to have a perfect body; lighting, indicating soft power through angles, and imagination are your friends. A lot of the best male nudes are the ones where the dick isn't the focus(or even shown at all).

[-] cheddar@programming.dev 18 points 2 months ago

A lot of the best male nudes are the ones where the dick isn’t the focus(or even shown at all).

Same with female nudes.

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm always a bit put off when she shows off her dick.

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

yes, you just need an attraction to men first.

also, phones have a timer setting for a reason.

Or you can just take a video, and then pull out a frame if you really want to try hard.

Also also, there are literally people who you can pay for this shit.

Also also also, nude modelling for painting is a thing.

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago
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[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Me, a guy, sending nudes:

[-] Red_October@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I think it has a lot to do with what the sender wants to get in exchange. Men often want that primal, purely sexual "Look at my naked body," and assume that must be what women want too, to just see naked sexy bits.

[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Likewise, the best nudes that women send me (a man) are just "boom, here's my tits". The ones with sexy poses or outfits and fancy lighting and stuff....come on. That's the kind of picture YOU would like. You didn't take that for me.

[-] Wolf314159@startrek.website 7 points 2 months ago

I don't know what you're talking about man. My favorite sexy photos are ones where it's obvious the lady FEELS sexy. If it takes some sexy lingerie and moody lighting, then so be it. If it looks like she's enjoying the pose, then I'm into it. I can see boobs anywhere. I want to see her joy, her pleasure. That's hot. Oddly not the ones where the girl "knows" she's hot, those are different somehow. Don't ask me to elaborate. Raw naughty un-dressed up sexy bits are fun too, if she looks like she's having fun. I just don't need her joy to be directly related to me in order to value it. I don't care if she took it for me. She shared it with me, that's enough.

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

idk man, my favorite sexy photos are weird nerdy hobby related pics

[-] Tja@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Boom, topless chess. Pow, lingerie downhill ski. Bang, naked gardening.

[-] Wolf314159@startrek.website 1 points 2 months ago

That works too, and everything I said above still applies.

[-] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Why put in the effort if no one wants to see you nudes anyway?

[-] Harvey656@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Is it bad that the image didn't load but I'm pretty sure I already know what it looks like?

[-] commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

I will soon be 40, but I recently found some pictures that I sent to my then girlfriend now wife where I look fuckin great

[-] CptEnder@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Speak for yourself, I have a gallery of studio quality and thoughtful pics of my dong at the ready upon request.

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