Get some blankets and cushions - makes sitting on the sofa so much more cozy if the room is cold. Also a hot water bottle is amazing for this and for cold beds too! If you’re a shoes off in the home kinda person (which you should be - the streets are dirty!) then get some good warm slippers. A lifesaver if you’re running the place a bit colder.

Dehumidifier’s are really good but they’re expensive to run, and don’t forget to ventilate - open the windows daily.

Something every residence should have is Carbon Monoxide and smoke alarms - they are not expensive and may save your life. Also a small fire extinguisher and fire blanket.

It’s nerd shit, but running some type of mini pc or raspberry pi with pihole for adblocking and some type of jellyfin and arr stack if you’re inclined is very good for media.

Get an aeropress. I’m also a big fan of a Moka pot.

Tools: the most important ones are a decent measuring tape, a claw hammer, some pozidrive and flathead screwdrivers (or whatever your local fixings tend to be: torx, Allen, square etc), for hanging pictures and the like get a torpedo spirit level, they don’t take much space. Buy cheap tools - if they wear out or are insufficient only then buy good quality ones. The fact is if you don’t do much work the $2 claw hammer you bought at Walmart may be all you ever need, and that’s better than spending $100+ on a pro framing hammer that you’ll never see the benefit of. Then beyond those basic hand tools, a Combi drill with hammer functionality is very useful. After that only get the tools you need, for the tasks you intend to do. No point owning a circular saw if you’re never planning on cutting a load of timber or a pipe cutter if you never do any plumbing!

Also buy a torch incase of power cuts and store it somewhere you can find it in the dark!

This is left of field, but I’ve got an ancient 80s era Braun analog alarm clock (other alarm clocks will also be perfect) that I keep by my bed so I can still wake up but also not have my phone in the bedroom. I strongly recommend it. Phones in the bedroom are a route to late night scrolling and ignoring your partner. Not good. It’s a thief of romance and time.

sex swing

Space heater? I'd like to keep the temp largely down during the winter to save money while warming up the part of the place I'm in

I fell for this meme but it neglects to account for the fact that furniture & flooring has thermal mass and gets cold as shit when it isn't being heated. It also takes a very very long time to heat up (again because of the thermal mass). Just turning on the heater so the apartment & all its furniture was always a comfortable temp without me wearing a toque & fingerless gloves & slippers & always being covered in blankets & drinking hot water was probably the greatest possible improvement to my happiness & comfort for the money spent.

Rice cooker

Hell yeah, get a nice one like a Zojirushi if possible

Cold brew coffee maker

Loose-leaf tea equipment is very cheap if you're into that and are looking for a more moderate caffeine hit

seltzer water thingy

Airstream is an israeli company btw

Go to a second hand store or a yard sale or the like. Pick of some cheap pieces of art that look nice to you. Don't worry about tacky or classy, just whatever you vibe with. My wall is filled with an eclectic assortment of random pieces and if it's all random, it goes well together.

Also an electric kettle is really useful, but if you're fresh from college you might already have one.

Instant pot > rice cooker. It cooks rice and does a ton of other things, totally worth splashing a little extra cash for.

Houseplants are great, pothos are easy care and can be hung in wall mounted pots. Also consider a window bird feeder if that's an option where you live so you can see the wildlife.

Baskets for fruit and fridge trays for veggies can help keep things organized and help you remember stuff before it goes bad.

Coasters are always nice.

On the maintenance front, try to have stuff that you can use to avoid a maintenance call, snakes for drains, a channel lock for loose plumbing fittings, sink and toilet plungers if not already present are inexpensive options. Check your heaters and window seals for dust and mold respectively when you move in because they're commonly missed cleaning steps (also under the fridge and stove, ew).

Edit: sneaking in a couple more things - glass pint jars are great for food storage and as water glasses and for small-batch pickled veggies if that's your thing. I like throwing in some chopped bok choy and cherry peppers to top stir fries and salads.

Shelf liners are great and can make cleaning up when moving out easier.

Space Heater

Try a heated blanket. You can warm yourself directly, without having to heat the whole room.

Clean everywhere you can think, you’d have no idea how much grime is hiding on walls and inside cabinets from past people. Some reusable rags, hot water and a little dish soap in a spray bottle works in 95% of cases.

Get some plants and paintings, and use warm lighting from windows and lamps over ceiling lights.

If you don’t have pots and pans already, get stainless steel. They’re more versatile than nonstick and you don’t have to worry about carcinogens. Tremontina is a good brand. Also get some knives and a good knife sharpener, and multiple cutting boards to separate meats and veg.

Try to thrift pretty much everything. The only thing I’m iffy on is the aforementioned cookware.

Watch that feng shui guy on YouTube. He’s got good analysis on furniture placement and home decor.

House plants, rugs, lamps and wall art go a long way towards making stuff look more adult-like and "complete".

As far as amenities go, a space heater is pretty meh and they cause a fair amount of house fires. Don't recommend it. Someone said heating blanket which I will second if you're trying to save cash.

Rice cookers are great, but honestly rice isn't that hard in a pot so I would prioritize other stuff first.

Bidets are life changing, and they help save on toilet paper which is nice.

The French press is a really cheap purchase for making coffee and quite versatile.

Rice cooker, for sure.

Get good sheets.

It’s been mentioned already, but good knives for the kitchen.

Cold brew coffee maker

get yourself a french press, it can do hot and cold!

Bidet is god-tier. Get one -- even a cheapo cold only one is good, but if you have a few hundred saved, Costco often has sales on a pretty solid Toto model that's pretty no-fuss. I had a Tushy once, and getting the hot water from the bathroom sink was a pain.

Also, learn how to use drywall anchors for hanging shelves and shit -- you can buy a 4 dollar tube of spackle when you move out and patch any holes yourself.

Seconding the electric tea kettle, basic toolkit, and vacuum. Also you'll want a good mop, the tornado ones are really efficient. Sweep first, then mop. If you keep shoes on a shoe rack then you won't have to worry about cleaning as much/often

If you don't live in an arid or semi-arid climate, a dehumidifier is a must; 60% humidity and above will mold things faster in your kitchen, promote mildew, and just feel hotter in general.

Having plenty of chairs and table space is important. 5-gallon buckets are cheap storage and double-purpose as bottom-tier stools, but stackable chairs are better, and can be condensed to the space of just 1 or 2 chairs. If you find yourself keeping everything on the table, you probably need shelves. (In a pinch, you can use cinder blocks and 1x6 dimensional lumber for shelving, and still pull off a DIY aesthetic.)

Make sure your bed rises far enough off the ground that you can put storage totes or shoeboxes underneath it. Bed risers can help with this but a higher frame is best.

A space heater is a good idea to "heat people, not rooms". For yourself and for guests during the winter, put extra blankets on a couch and chairs.

• A nice fan
• Reusable soap dispensers (Can also save you money in the long term)
• Shower organizers
• A nicer bagged vacuum
• In sink sponge holder
• Lamps for indirect lighting

For ricr cooker, I haven't seen any meaningful difference between the cheaoest rice cooker and a medium priced one. Either go for the zojiroshi or by the $20 one.

Some art on the walls is a nice touch.

Get some art. Doesn't have to be expensive, just buy some prints off etsy or some shit.

Idk your sexual orientation, but if you wanna have a special someone over it def impresses them if you actually have some nice stuff on the walls. Bare walls/college dorm posters of the Godfather are a bit of a turn off I've learned.

One of the main steps from "livable" to "cute" is rugs and throw blankets for your furniture. They're good for decoration, but they also keep you warm. You can thrift them.

I love me some household gadgets, but the one thing that (to me anyway) makes a place feel more lived in is "stuff". What I mean by this is things that fill in empty space. A coffee table book, art on the wall, a guitar case in the corner, a hanging plant, etc. Just stuff. It doesn't have to be nice stuff, or fancy stuff, it just has to be stuff you like looking at. Little tokens of things. Don't go out and buy a bunch of stuff all at once but honestly go find like a flea market or a local art shop or just pick up something kitchy from a coffee shop or whatever, I don't know what you've got around you. Just grab something, anything that has literally no value whatsoever except "I like to look at this thing." And then put that thing somewhere. And then once in a while go do that again. Eventually you've got stuff everywhere and it's all stuff you like looking at and other people like seeing. I'm not saying to cover your house in kitch or clutter or anything but you can always tell a lot about someone by the "stuff" they have. You see people's homes that have nice furniture and things but plain white walls and nothing on any of the furniture and it just looks weird and empty and sterile. Not for me.

In terms of like, more practical things? Definitely a laundry key, I love mine. A cold brew coffee maker is just a jar with a spigot on the bottom and a filter...I also love mine but don't get anything too fancy there. I also love my rice cooker if you eat a lot of rice highly recommend, again it doesn't need to be fancy. I'd buy the space heater once you know you need it, maybe your place is well insulated and you don't need it or maybe not.

My one major piece of advice for everyone moving in anywhere is ALWAYS BUY A PLUNGER BEFORE YOU NEED A PLUNGER. It's much nicer to have one on hand when the toilet starts to overflow instead of needing to go out and get one after it has already made a giant fucking mess everywhere. I think this advice applies to lots of things though. It's nice to have spares of stuff that is like critical. Have an extra towel, an extra set of sheets, things like that, just in case something goes wrong in the laundry or something like that.

Are you renting or did you buy something?

Anyway I have lots of opinions on this apparently so hopefully this was helpful.

Non meme answer, as a line cook:

• Get a good kitchen knife. If a YouTuber has sponsored it, it's probably overpriced (and honestly, quality varies from bad to just above average). A Chinese caidao/vegetable cleaver is versatile and durable, although possibly a bit intimidating because it's larger than Japanese/French knives. A Shi Ba Zi Zuo will be fine for domestic use for years, very affordable, holds its edge quite well, kind of heavy but unlikely to be strenuous unless you're dicing vegetables for hours on end, and even so weight helps with cutting. Holding it is slightly different to a western pinch grip but should be easy to adjust, huge blade surface area allows for it to rest on your knuckles if you wish usage shown here. You can use it as a bench scraper as well. Get a paring knife for things that require a bit more dexterity and you're set.

• Get a biiiig chopping board. Just as large as you can reasonably clean in your sink.

rice cooker was one of the best purchases i've ever made, it's the easiest way to make food when im very depressive since i can just turn it on and leave it for an hour or so. and rice is hella yummy and cheap and i eat it all the time

Bidet definitely. I refuse to poop anywhere else now.

Peg boards are really handy for hanging pots and pans and save you a lot of cabinet space

Similarly installing small shelves in the kitchen area for spices frees up counter space.

Ricer cooker with a steam tray on top, just remember you'll need more water when cooking rice and steaming something at the same time. I love cooking tamales and steam baos from in mine

Art is huge, but cannot recommend throw rug enough.

Stuff that looks ugly in a thrift store comes alive when put against apartment carpet or vinyl flooring. Absorbs sounds too.

Cold brew coffee maker

I just use a French press to make cold brew and it works super well, with the benefit of being able to make hot coffee too.

A high quality chefs knife is a game changer in the kitchen. You don’t need a whole block of knives or anything, just a good 7-9 inch knife. Also a knife sharpener, I just use a little pull-through one from Amazon and it works well enough. A good sharp knife is so much easier to use and safer than a dull one.

Bathroom trashcans with lids.

Bookshelves, books and other things on those shelves

This may depend on personal preference and your shoe/carpet policy, but if you like sitting on the floor/sitting at a low coffee table you can get floor cushions. I got four or so from Daiso (called zabuton) in alternating colours. They add colour to a space that's often unoccupied and make the floor a bit more cosy

Get some plants. Having some green living things in the house feels nice. Even if you don't have a green thumb, something like a peace lily is dead simple to care for.