iran before 1979 revolution
Internal monologue: "Is two tape reels before lunch too decadent? Oh, Janet, treat yourself. You've earned it."
it's pretty amazing how back in the 60's it took a whole room full of computers just to run that one ice cream machine
"I can never get this lid on right."
Manufacturing consent.
"Aw shit... I left this stew in here overnight, its going to be lit."
Gaming has come a long way!
"Oh, Janet. It's been rough."
"What happened?"
"First a punchcard error made BunchOfDots crash. And then a disk error corrupted LadderClimb."
"I love my puter, all my friends are in here!"
“Today I’ll be running the payroll program with my special guest Miss Diana Rigg”
"Tell HR I want them to know it was me"
Data Buffet
"I wonder if he'll notice that it's not going to do anything without this tape..."
"Hope I didn't fuck up the platter, god please tell me Janet didn't notice me drop it. Fuck, fuck, fuck."
Gronty is frizzing the striffleblunk while Clife gets a new spiltchqump
Steve is forced to repeat his "compliment" to the HR bot.
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