it's pretty amazing how back in the 60's it took a whole room full of computers just to run that one ice cream machine
Internal monologue: "Is two tape reels before lunch too decadent? Oh, Janet, treat yourself. You've earned it."
iran before 1979 revolution
Gaming has come a long way!
"Oh, Janet. It's been rough."
"What happened?"
"First a punchcard error made BunchOfDots crash. And then a disk error corrupted LadderClimb."
“Today I’ll be running the payroll program with my special guest Miss Diana Rigg”
"Tell HR I want them to know it was me"
"Aw shit... I left this stew in here overnight, its going to be lit."
"I can never get this lid on right."
Manufacturing consent.
Data Buffet
"I love my puter, all my friends are in here!"
"Hope I didn't fuck up the platter, god please tell me Janet didn't notice me drop it. Fuck, fuck, fuck."
"I wonder if he'll notice that it's not going to do anything without this tape..."
Gronty is frizzing the striffleblunk while Clife gets a new spiltchqump
Steve is forced to repeat his "compliment" to the HR bot.
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