dark souls
souls are displayed as white orbs of light
Control
Literally everything is out of control
DOOM Eternal
game eventually ends
See also: Duke Nukem Forever
See also: Duke Nukem Forever
See also: BioShock: Infinite.
See also Halo Infinite
And Katamari Forever
They were probably referring to the development time.
>Dark Souls
>Souls emit light
>Hyper Light Drifter
>There's no car in the game
>Final Fantasy
>Has more than 10 sequels, hardly "final"
>Dark Souls
>Literally only one Dark Soul
Resident Evil:
Numerous non-residents are evil too
Dead Cells
Literally unable to die
Slay the Spire
The Spire slays you (I'm bad at it, okay)
> Final Fantasy
> For the 16th fucking time
Compare that to:
> Endwalker
> Literally walk to the final boss
No Man's Sky
Obviously I am up here
Therefore you are a woman
Assigned female at purchase
"Oh, Trans' Sky"
Team Fortress 2
No Fortress, nobody plays as a fucking team, and it's the third game.
first game was TF0
game versions are zero-indexed
I technically it might be the first game on the account of the previous 2 being mods.
Then it'd have been called Team Fortress 1.
Mortal Kombat 1 - This is the 12th game in the series
See also: Battlefield 1
You know what, shout out to Concord here. The official definition of a concord:
agreement or harmony between people or groups.
Everyone did in fact agree not to play the game.
> Legend of Zelda
> You're playing as Link save for a few games
> Wolfenstein 3D
> Best it can do is raycasting and 2D sprites scaled
> Valve Software Inc.
> Is a game developer and publishing company, does not develop software for plumbing
> Epic Games
> Nowadays only create Fortnite, which is the opposite of being epic
> Enter the Matrix
> No math whatsoever in the gameLegend of Zelda
But you're saving Zelda, so I think it gets a pass. Link's Awakening is right out though, Zelda isn't even a character in that one.
> Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
> Not a single vice to be found
> House Flipper
> All houses are orientated normally
> Untitled Goose Game
> Has title
> Octodad
> Absolutely not a single octopus in the game whatsoever
> Golf With Your Friends
> No friends.
I have to challenge the octodad one: He has a wife and children obviously he isn’t single !
I was thinking Vice City, no vices?? But I think I get what sort of vice you mean now
Oxygen not Included: Starts with oxygen.
>Battlefield 4
>Actually has 32 multiplayer maps which would constitute a battlefield
>Pokémon Yellow
>Has other colors
>Actually has 32 multiplayer maps which would constitute a battlefield
Also:
> Is at least the sixth game in the Battlefield franchise, with the most generous possible interpretation of what counts as a mainline game.
Counter Strike - You're attacking first
Double Dragon - Lacks even a single dragon
Freespace - Space is already occupied
Risk of Rain - Never rains
River City Girls
You can play as the boys.
Dead Space
You are alive and fight in claustrophobic environments.
Killing floor
Scenery is non-destructible
Black Mesa
All the mesas are actually brown
Max Payne 2:The Fall of Max Payne
Actually he does fall over a lot in this game
Dark Souls
Have white souls in it
Black & White
Is in color
EVE Online: humanity’s distant future
Halo: “Run! It’s the demon!”
Mario Kart: drive around as Bowser
Call of Duty: skip work to play
Overwatch: small ground troop battles on city streets
Battlefield: Hardline: use signal jammers to disrupt enemy radio comms
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