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Marjorie Taylor Greene is now adding lasers to her Hurricane Helene conspiracy (www.thedailybeast.com)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/20607081

Marjorie Taylor Greene appeared to double down on her Hurricane Helene conspiracy theory over the weekend, following up a baseless claim that “they” can control the weather with an assertion that such a scheme might involve lasers.

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[-] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I think that Marjorie Taylor Greene has a fetish for lasers.

Edit: To clarify, she's beguiled by lasers. She knows that they're powerful. She doesn't understand how they work, she just knows that they're dazzling and magical. And it excites her in ways that she can't explain.

[-] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Say it slowly in her presence to watch her climax in an incoherent, screaming, fish-smashing, gutteral, rage-filled orgasm:

JEWISH. SPACE. LASERS!

...And then wash out your eyes with bleach, because her climaxing is something nobody wants to witness.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I'm getting tired of this... I said this in another thread: Us Jews are way too busy running Hollywood and the world's banks and putting the blood of children we kidnap into our matzoh to control hurricanes with our space lasers.

We can't do everything. Can't Mormons build some space lasers or something?

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Well she needs to get her back hair and knuckle hair lazered off every Tuesday, so Ya I see that.

[-] don@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago

This is because she’s always adding stupid to her stupid.

[-] some_guy 4 points 2 months ago

Yikes…

Donald Trump himself has peddled otherwise-debunked allegations that the Biden administration has discriminated against Republicans in providing disaster relief, while others have pushed fake reports of the bodies of U.S. citizens being deliberately abandoned in the rubble.

This fuck didn't care when my state (California) was on fire. What goes around…

[-] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah, it's Joe Biden discriminating against Republicans, and not Republicans voting against FEMA funding every single time. Every time I hear about MTG I am saddened by the ludicrousness of American politics. Then I remember there are hundreds more people who voted her into office, and I get sadder :/

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

“CBS, 9 years ago, talked about lasers controlling the weather,” Greene wrote, apparently mistaking the year of the broadcast based on text added to the clip.

That's awfully charitable. She probably just can't do basic math.

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