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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by tetris11@lemmy.ml to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world

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[-] Deestan@lemmy.world 61 points 1 month ago

I am legal representation for RIAA. You are whistling copyrighted work without permission in a public space. We are demanding 34M USD in damages.

[-] GuyDudeman@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago

I once had this happen to me. When I reached their window, they threw a half-full beer at me. I was 14. I came home smelling like beer. My parents knew I wasn't cool enough to be drinking beer at 14, so I didn't get in trouble at all.

[-] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Good story, but too much for a single panel of a comic IMO.

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Chicken butt! As the driver speeds off.

[-] hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl 24 points 1 month ago

This must be a blue country. Or it is about driving in the wrong lane.

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[-] Venat0r@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Or maybe the cyclist is on the wrong side of the road.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

It can be whatever you want it to be!

[-] essell@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, but what is it really?

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago
[-] richardisaguy@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Drivers pulls up and they both romantically build a doctor who Lego set

[-] Maultasche@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

As we only ever got three, they should have enough time to build all of them.

[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago

"Can you please sing more quietly, the street is there for everyone"

Roarrrs off with spinning tires.

[-] TOModera@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Biker runs into a bale of hay. Driver corrects himself.

[-] Letsdothis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

This should be the winner

[-] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

We're going to the bar after work. Are you joining?

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

“Just saying hi!” [drives off]

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 9 points 1 month ago

Driver: that thing looks pretty fast, you wanna race?
Cyclist: sure, switches bike to max assist

Driver: Toot, toot, toooooot!! (loud roaring of engine)

Later at the pub
Driver: I can't believe you had me for the first 100m, fuck that thing is fast
Cyclist: I know but the top end isn't really what I need. Another round?
Driver: Sure one more, then I have to get home.

[-] Boozilla@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"

[-] fpslem@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Where's your bike seat?

[-] Dungrad@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago

The byciclist lays crying cramped in the hospital while the car driver lays their hand on them with a defeated look on their face.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago

You got the seatpost up your butt!

[-] pulverizedcoccyx@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

PENETRATION!

[-] quafeinum@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago
[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 weeks ago
[-] limelight79@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Get off the road, asshole. - - based on real events. I've even had it said to me by someone going the opposite direction.

[-] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 2 points 4 weeks ago

I literally once had someone yell at me for riding on the road, then someone else yell at me for riding on the sidewalk - in the same day. More like within a few hours.

[-] bigboismith@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

He says 'pebnis'

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

That's not how this song goes at all! I wrote it. And it's the truth.

[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Hit and run

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

Driver: You're sexy and you know it!

this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2024
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