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[-] Grumpy@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 months ago

This is amateur advice. You can't lift with your knees for a bulky and squishy item like a body if it's in front of you. If you attempt this, you'll notice that your knees get in the way and you need to reach out a lot and can't lift as a result. Body isn't like gym weights on a perfectly nice to grab steel bar.

If you don't actually have to lift at all, just drag it. And if you do, use a fireman's carry which is designed for carrying unconscious hoomans.

[-] kungen@feddit.nu 9 points 2 months ago

use a fireman's carry

But then I'm going to get even more blood on me?

[-] Darkenfolk@dormi.zone 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The middle ages are long past, people won't look at you weirdly if you wash yourself more than once a year. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] Grumpy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Wrap it up first.

[-] DNOS@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

It doesn't matter you have to trash your clothes anyway ....

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 6 points 2 months ago

Just cut it up into smaller more managable pieces.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Or involve two people but, depending on your circumstances, this might introduce other complications.

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Why is the scream guy wearing fantasy leather armour?

[-] Darkenfolk@dormi.zone 5 points 2 months ago

No kink shaming on my Christian server^tm^

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm having flashbacks: Wazup

[-] Fargeol@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago

Relevent Jake Likes Onions :

[-] atomicorange@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

When your pilates instructor catches you moving a body

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

Make that squat DEEP

[-] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

ASS2GRASS BBY

[-] varjen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Always lift with a fast, twisting motion to get all those back muscles to engage.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

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