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Anon needs tips. (discuss.online)
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[-] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 3 hours ago

Fake: anon has a female friend

Gay: anon likes the tip

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 10 points 3 hours ago

*tries it on girl*

"Not me dummy!"

[-] comrade19@lemmy.world 35 points 5 hours ago

SON YOU JUST GIVE EM A SMACK ON THE BUM AND A WINK LISTEN TO YOUR OLD MAN HES GOT GOOD LIFE EXPERIENCE

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 8 points 5 hours ago

Life experience has negative value when the norms of consent have evolved in a matter of decades.

[-] ddplf@szmer.info 15 points 4 hours ago

shut up nerd

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

At least he's trying. Body language is one of those things that makes me think in terms of "humans" rather than "people". I can't understand human body language.

[-] mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 5 hours ago

You're a non-human person?

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 hours ago

Well yes, they're clearly a robot. You think only humans read this?

[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

There are no robots on the Internet

[-] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

 Do you want to get down?

this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2024
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