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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Ask if her father was possibly a little overprotective.

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[–] beerclue@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago
[–] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You don't need to put a ring on it...

... unless she was going to expand on the chain mail coif; then you'll need lots of rings.

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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

They say dress for the job you want...

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Take Jerusalem! Deus Vult!

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

The only right answer.

I guess "joust her right then and there" also would be acceptable.

[–] MoogleMaestro@lemmy.zip 12 points 7 months ago

Girl, you're dressed to slay tonight.

[–] dessimbelackis@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ask her if the maille is butted or riveted

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Is your armor as riveted as I am?

Is your armor butted? ...would you like it to be?

[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Let her conquer me.

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 7 months ago
[–] Firoaren@sh.itjust.works 10 points 7 months ago

Traditionally, thrust. Thrust hard, aim for the belly.

[–] lugal@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

"I said we meat at night, not as knight"

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm underdressed and didn't know it.

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[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 10 points 7 months ago

"Hey I got your two handed sword right here!"

*grabs crotch*

*she takes a look*

"Oh that's more like a little pocket knife isn't it?"

*makes sad hurt male ego noises*\

[–] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

A duel it is then. Finishes last of my wine

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 7 months ago

"Oh shit. Why didn't you tell me we were going to a ren faire/Medieval Times? I would have dressed up too!"

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

She could wear a trash bag if she's this cute, I'm still going out with her.

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[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Time to get medieval on dat ass.

[–] Sarmyth@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

We going to Medieval Times!

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 9 points 7 months ago
[–] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

Plate armor? With chainmail links that bad? You trying to get yourself killed?

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Take her on a crusade to concur the holy land, start a quest to find the Holy Grail, and show her how to slay the dragon.

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[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

kneels down, bowing my head against the flat of her long sword

"By the Lady before whom this sanctuary is holy, I will be true and faithful, and love all which she loves and shun all which she shuns, according to the laws of God and the order of the world. Nor will I ever with will or action, through word or deed, do anything which is unpleasing to her, on condition that she will hold to me as I shall deserve it, and that she will perform everything as it was in our agreement when I submitted myself to her and chose her will."

Then I'd take her out for pizza and bowling.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

She can slay my dragon any time.

[–] recently_Coco@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 7 months ago

Fall deeply, and completely in love

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