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[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 14 points 2 hours ago

Daddy was one of the handful of lucky survivors who weren’t crushed by a SUV or abducted by a serial killer. Back then, families had, like, 13 kids so that at least one or two would survive the perils of playing outside.

[-] burgersc12@mander.xyz 7 points 2 hours ago

Kids would be way better off outside than on the cesspool that is Roblox.

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago

call it playing outside before the 90s simulator and I'm in.

[-] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 hours ago

I had Lego as a kid then I discovered Minecraft ,it was wonderful.

[-] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

We had Minecraft and Lego as kids as well and still played outside a lot. I thought that mix was still mostly normal, is it not?

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 7 points 1 hour ago

They widened the roads, increased the speed limits, and made the cars bigger and more blind.

So kids died, a lot, and parents banned going outside unaccompanied. Kids got tired of asking mum's permission to go to the park like a baby, and just played video games instead.

[-] Lauchs@lemmy.world 1 points 15 minutes ago

I had a lot of silly conversations before stumbling onto this.

You have restored my faith in lemmy. Thank you.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 25 minutes ago

This was not on my Tiananmen Square bingo card.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 29 points 6 hours ago

I mean, idk how old OP is but Roblox is old enough that it's theoretically ppssible

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

Yeah, if he had his first kid at age 12

[-] odium@programming.dev 61 points 6 hours ago

Roblox released in 2006. Let's say dad was 12 in 2006 and played it then. Dad would now be 30. Which means 8yo was born when dad was 22. Very plausible.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 33 points 5 hours ago

I came here to cry about this hitting me on a personal level and then you just went and did math.

[-] tyler@programming.dev 3 points 4 hours ago

Roblox came out in 2006? On what platform?

[-] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 hours ago

Windows.

iOS in 2012 and android in 2014.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Did you not?

[-] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 hours ago

Ngl, your title had me hyped for a minute there.

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

That'd be a great game. The entire neighbourhood is warfare. Cubby building, better sticks make for better guns, gotta make alliances with the right street, and make sure the kid with the fancy bike is on your side.

"Sir, we only have 20 mins to capture the park fort! I gotta go for dinner..."

this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2024
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