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[-] wellnowletssee@sh.itjust.works 121 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It is forbidden to block the ball by jamming it with the feet, legs, etc., if this prevents an opponent from playing the ball (in accordance with the rules). The addition of the rule conformity is important, because it is a variant of dangerous play.

[-] Steeve@lemmy.ca 66 points 10 months ago

Ah, but blue and green are on separate teams, so technically within the rules. Also there's a red. Wait what sport is this

[-] MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago
[-] Pinklink@lemm.ee 17 points 10 months ago

Barely know ‘er

[-] Eylrid@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

It's easy to score if the two teams work together

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

What if you get someone really tall and they just bounce it on their head repeatedly while they run down the field?

[-] OctopusKurwa@lemm.ee 23 points 10 months ago
[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

Shit that is amazing.

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Man, those defenders need to go to jail for assult and battery. No play on the ball, pure intent to injure.

Stay classy humanity.

[-] Anomander@kbin.social 13 points 10 months ago

For a more values-based interpretation - players have to keep the ball 'in play' in a way that the other team can interact with, without posing a danger to the player(s) on your team.

As in this case the play is either unstoppable, or requires the other team to somehow extract the ball from between two players' chests, it's a fun theoretical loophole - but is not a fun or safe way of playing football if it became a commonplace strategy. In most cases, this would be seen as daring dangerous play - either the other team needs to kick it free, or jostle the players until they drop the ball, both of which are taking pretty significant risks of injury.

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

it’s a fun theoretical loophole - but is not a fun or safe way of playing football

But what if the player gives several million dollars to FIFA? Then can they do it?

[-] Anomander@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

No it's still against the rules. Ref will just happen to not notice it, though. Which is definitely unrelated and totally coincidental.

[-] potterpockets@sh.itjust.works -3 points 10 months ago

Also somebody would definitely be offsides.

[-] some_guy@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago

Offsides only applies if the ball is passed to you

[-] CrunchyBoy@lemmy.world 44 points 10 months ago

Congrats you invented Rugby 2

[-] match@pawb.social 3 points 10 months ago

It's more like Roller Derby I think

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

With how little I know of football. I am sure someone is going to be offside and invalidate the entire plan.

But I like your thinking mate.

[-] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

So long as they start in their own half they won't be offside

Tbh I'm not sure what rule/s this breaks, although I assume it must do

[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I mean... outside of breaking the basic concept of sportsmanship, apparently there are rules about keeping the ball free?

Someone else commented the rules, and I suspect English isn't their first language, so I didn't pick up an absolute answer in my lazy browsing, but they came with receipts.

[-] freeman@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Even if completely stopping the ball from moving was not a violation:

The outside circle cannot actually prevent opponents from getting to the ball, that's obstruction. You can't set a screen in football while ignoring the ball.

So you have two players forced to move in an awkward way. The defenders are just going to push them off the ball with a shoulder to shoulder push.

[-] Shard@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

A shoulder to shoulder push?!

Those two players are going to be rolling in pain for hours.

[-] freeman@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

Happens all the time in football.

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

You just gotta get the other team up there in front of you.

[-] Odo@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

"The enemy goal is down..."

[-] _errer@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

Ender’s Game did it

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Can't do that for the same reason you can't hold the ball inside your jersey like you're pregnant with the ball

[-] optissima@possumpat.io 9 points 10 months ago

They send out a medical team to help you deliver the ball in this case too?

[-] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Its just not cricket.

[-] young_broccoli@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago
[-] yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 3 points 10 months ago

Real talk, would that be legal?

[-] Pratai@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

I’m so out of the loop. This shit makes no sense to me.

[-] metaStatic@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

You just broke soccer. I hope your fucking happy.

[-] Neato@kbin.social 10 points 10 months ago

Someone did this once hundreds of years ago and the coach screams "Just knock them over! Grab them and throw them down! Tackle them!" and all at once American Football was born.

This is a bible story.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

And the Lord said "play the big trumpets before the game. And wear the tight pants I told you about"

[-] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 7 points 10 months ago
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