HonoraryMancunian

gay people are confused

Methinks your dad's a wee bit bi

Haha, his crotch

Why are people defending the woman hating, gay killing, non democratic regime again?

Strawman me harder daddy

Are you OK now man?

It's not inherently bad that you've been doing that (so long as it didn't lead to injury), just means you're more arm dominant. Just relax your arms a bit next time and pull from your back

*tea's

They must be to get their own brown road sign

Spouse bad

Narc.

Holy shit I just looked up the lyrics, I'm glad I was ignorant to them at the time

I'm not worried

'Bout the ring you wear

'Cause as long as no one knows

Then nobody can care

You're feelin' guilty

And I'm well aware

But you don't look ashamed

And baby I'm not scared

Isn't this also what happens when we sleep?

The Trial by Franz Kafka