I WILL NIT COMPLY

Is it now

on Monday

So today? Or in a week?

Or the latter leading to the former

Simply break it into little pieces before cooking it. Bonus points if you do it in front of an Italian.

Well, nearly all. The hard disc bit at the one end isn't really.

For my fellow nerds who are wondering for realsies, you can 512 Polands in the Pacific ocean (although you'd probably have to chop up a few to get them to fit neatly)

They also reduce noise pollution

And reduce the propping of petrostates

And can be fueled, in theory, almost anywhere there are buildings (including your own home/work)

And that fuel can also, in theory, come from fully sustainable sources

They also help normalise the usage of renewable energy (this is a factor that shouldn't be overlooked, imo)

I'm not particularly enamoured with that man and his sheep

Neither are wearing seat belts

And the joke's alternative anti joke punchline:

The bartender served them both water, because he fully understands everyday human interaction and translated the request as intended.