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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 83 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I feel like if I ever actually woke up as a dog one day, it wouldn't be as a family pet but as a stray in Humans Who Hate Dogsville and I have mange.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago

And the evil dog catcher is searching for you.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

So you live in Humans Who Hate Dogsville?

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] wunami@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You can generally leave the place you live and travel to a place with a different name. Where you could potentially meet and pet some neglected dogs.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 months ago

True, but you need to know how to get to that place which shifts the problem a little but still

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The real question is would you boop them? You gotta boop that snoot.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

I'd boop kolanaki

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'd play the fuck outta this video game

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 6 months ago

Stray 2: Dog

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 62 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Yeah, but she's getting murmaidered by pollution.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 38 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but she is in blissful ignorance, the new human on the other hand gets to slowly doomscroll about it.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The new human also buys cheap things from the other side of the world, travels using fossil fuels, votes to keep things going on as they are.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

She has all the gizmos and gadgets, but they are last year's model so she wants moooore.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 5 points 6 months ago

She might want to look into thingamabobs

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

She can throw the old ones into the sea, buy new ones to feel adequate.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 11 points 6 months ago

You need your knives, CHECK!

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Or caught up in a Chinese fishing trawler

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 6 months ago

I find this comment dismissive of red-blooded American efforts to overfish our waters.

[–] Pothetato@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago (2 children)

She's actually just reacting to internet videos. Like "dayum, that's crazy." Everyone wins!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago

2mermaids1cup doesn't really translate well until you are on land.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago
[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 22 points 6 months ago
[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

NGL you got shortchanged, where are the awesome mermaid powers?

You duped