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Seventy five cents
(sh.itjust.works)
But why
Seventy-five cents
Never has a charge on a bill been this honest
Because fuck you, but only a little, that’s why
This ceo needs to be taught a lesson methinks
And why is Takeaway Cost in Chinese
Three dollars
"Wait, why are you charging me seventy-five cents?"
"Because I want seventy-five cents."
"Okay well, that's fair."
Honestly, that's more explanative than 'taxes and fees'.
It is exactly what it says it is.
Thats probably a credit card fee.
this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2024
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