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hearing about israel is doing to syria has me so deep in my feelings that I am fifty aaron bushnells in a trenchcoat right now. glass me too Xi. I'm sick of this fucking world.

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[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Can we not nuke a place that belongs to the Palestinians, please?

[–] grazing7264@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)
[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

Now I’ve figured out their use case!

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

you might be tempted to argue this is actually a good post but I refer you to my typos and general disregard for collateral damage in the attitudes expressed here.

so you'd be wrong, even if I am in fact right and this would be good.

[–] blight@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago
[–] miz@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

sorry, China has a strong No First Use policy that has been in place since they achieved nuclear status

[–] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

"B-B-BUT THATS MUH ANTISEMETISMSMDFASKDFJ BECAUSE THE EVIL EUROPEAN BASTARDS WHO HAVE BEEN COMMITTING A GENOCIDE FOR THE PAST 80 YEARS HAPPEN TO BE JEWS SO WE (NATO) CAN WEAPONIZE THEIR IDENTITY TO ENABLE THE MASS MURDER OF BROWNS!!"

wojak-nooo wojak-nooo wojak-nooo

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They would need to evacuate their Embassy there first

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

So you're saying they could move a small backpack nuke into the city under cover of diplomatic immunity?

tbh, I'm just coping very hard tonight. One of the things that most impresses me about China is its powerful command of soft power.

[–] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

i agree

Death to America, death to Israel.

[–] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

I don’t want that