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submitted 21 hours ago by Anissem@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

The house next door to me is going up for sale soon and I’d like to delay that process as much as possible. What would be the most annoying music I could play when prospective buyers are next door?

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[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 2 points 14 minutes ago

There's always the risk that people who visit the house next door are into whatever annoying music you're playing and end up moving there and blasting it for the rest of your life

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml 1 points 13 minutes ago
[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 20 minutes ago
[-] Fleppensteijn@feddit.nl 1 points 30 minutes ago

Opera singing and high pitched violin

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 points 58 minutes ago

You will Annoy the shit out of people if you play this, especially '@@@@@' at full volume

[-] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 4 points 2 hours ago

Regeaton and Trap 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[-] bokherif@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Apparently you never listened to Young Dolph

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

It is, and always will be, children's music, like Baby Shark.

[-] gazter@aussie.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

It's not necessarily the most annoying- but to give an impression that you are people you do not want to live next to, just crank some psytrance. I love me a good doof party, but holy shit I would not want to live next to one.

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

The Cattle Callin album buy Hank III. Every song is "music" played along with cattle auctioneers doing their thing

[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml -3 points 2 hours ago

Rap and hip-hop. The "message" of EVERY rap song is "look at my dick." It's pathetic pointless crap, that's one step above banging rocks together.

[-] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 1 points 7 minutes ago

Ignorant bullshit. There's whole generas of rap and hip hop that you're unaware of. There's hip hop songs about drinking tea ffs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eELH0ivexKA

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 0 points 38 minutes ago

This is just... racism?

Its easy to find sexuality-focussed songs in literally any genre, from classical to jazz. And one of the most highly regarded hip hop tracks of all time is 2pacs ode to his mother.

[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 0 points 35 minutes ago

No, it's just shit music. Thanks for playing the "racism" game.

[-] SpaceFox@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 hours ago

Nightcore and heavy mental.

[-] Floon@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 hours ago

You need to look up Komar & Melamid. They did market research art, and they commissioned "The Least Favorite Song" after a survey that showed the least favorite features of songs. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_People%27s_Choice_Music#The_Most_Unwanted_Song

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 6 hours ago
[-] FireWire400@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Turn on the radio (to a contemporary pop station) and you'll see. Especially with all that christmas music right now.

[-] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago
[-] dickbutt@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 hours ago
[-] multifariace@lemmy.world 1 points 14 minutes ago

Oh my god, those shoes are hideous!

[-] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I don't know what to say

[-] FireWire400@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

I always found noise music to be more intriguing than annoying. I still haven't met a single person who listens to noise music and enjoys it.

[-] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Genuine question: What's so fascinating about it? I've tried unironically listening to it, but there's just no melody to latch onto; I wonder how one can enjoy it

[-] FireWire400@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

I don't know, the whole premise of it being somehow calming or something.

One user once tried to explain his fascination for Drone Doom to me; they said that it had a lot to do with feeling the "weight" of the music. Maybe it's the same with noise? There's something undeniably raw and visceral about it.

Noise Rock can be good, but only because the Rock part re-introduces actual musical elements.

[-] Kacarott@aussie.zone 1 points 6 hours ago

German "Schlager"

[-] deathbird@mander.xyz 6 points 11 hours ago

If it won't get you in trouble, throw some cheap lawn ornaments up as well. Maybe get creative with loose hubcaps.

[-] Anissem@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 hours ago

No HOA thankfully. I’d paint my house with big, veiny, throbbing dicks if I thought it’d do the trick.

[-] UmeU@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

This indeed would probably do the trick

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 6 points 12 hours ago

I mean honestly through a wall the only annoying music is thumpy bass with a big subwoofer. Unless you're playing it suuuuuuper loud.

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[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 4 points 12 hours ago

Anything played with the recorder

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 8 points 14 hours ago
[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 39 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

When German people go to hell, or skiing, they are forced into little tents, served shitty overpriced beer, and are subject to repeated blows to their ears by a type of parasitic earworm whispered fearfully only in dark circles as "schlagermusik".

Once exposed to it, it eats into their brain and gets behind their eyeballs, forcing them to wear manic grins, and tap tables to the weak, incoherent, barely thought out beats drumming mercilessly into what's left of their soul.

[-] FireWire400@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

When German people go to hell, or skiing, they are forced into little tents, served shitty overpriced beer, and are subject to repeated blows to their ears

That's pretty accurate, actually. Same goes for "Apres Ski", which is the same but more annoying and sexist.

[-] guillem@aussie.zone 3 points 12 hours ago

Years after leaving the German part of Switzerland I still get A!-tem!-los! in my head out of nowhere sometimes :(

[-] bob_lemon@feddit.org 2 points 7 hours ago

Oo-la-pa-loo

[-] 200ok@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

I was going to say polka music but this is close enough

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