It's 2030. The world has changed. Russia has fallen. Ralph Nader's reanimated cyborg-corpse is president. Britain is back in the EU. And Lemmy is known everywhere as "The Poop Site".

!circlejerk@lemmy.world is that way

Does going once continuously for 3 days count? Haribo sugar free gummy bears ought to do the trick.

Milk if you are lactose intolerant.

It's been like two days and we already have inside jokes. Loving it.

Go to the no poop post, rather than eating things as suggested, vomit them. Since eating them makes you poop less, vomiting them should make you poop morw. Good luck!

Did you know that Taco Bell has a breakfast menu? Well, you may want to become familiar with it. Also the rest of their menu. Enjoy!

Triscuits, avocado, cottage cheese, mixed greens. Use hot peppers and hot sauces to increase the painful sweats.

Trust me.

Ok so there's a thing called Colyte, thats the brand name. It is a polyethylene glycol electrolyte juice. You can ask for it at a pharmacy, they might have a different brand. It tastes pretty good. Now it'll get you real cleaned out, so you'll have to keep eating like some kind of horrific human centipede. Drink lots of water, stay hydrated.

sugar free gummy bears

Sugar-free gummy bears.

Kale smoothies

Lots of coke zero. Alcohol sugars and caffeine. Then whatever food you want.

Big pot of Chilli with beans.

Anything with high fiber. I once ate nothing but lentils for a month, thanks poverty, it made me poop like crazy

Dude why

Ripe bananas.