this post was submitted on 27 Dec 2024
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[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There’s a candy store called Rocket Fizz that has about three refrigerators of these sorts of flavors. I’ve learned that I’m not a fan of Alien Pee or Toxic Sludge, but there are SO many more to go!

[–] oxideseven@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

We just had toxic sludge. It was so good and refreshing. Blue raspberry and orange!

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

It was just way too sweet for me. Made my teeth hurt and I’m pretty sure I had Toxic Diabeetus for a few days. I’ve got a pickle one next on my list.

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Does that bazooka tastes fine for the first three sips then nothing to replicate the gum experience?

[–] thisbenzingring 7 points 5 months ago

The fact you can get a full jaw workout in only a few minutes, it's a miracle it isn't illegal!

I am totally going to buy that bazooka joe gum soda if I ever see it.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This post is a violation of rule one. You sir are missing an m.

For shame.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 12 points 5 months ago

Oh, balls. I blame autocorrect. Thanks.

[–] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago

My hero. <3

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Ranch Dressing Soda says "Y'all get yer fixins" across the bottom LOL

Fixins are the things like sauces and toppings that you "fix up" your food with (FYI)

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Yall get yer fixins?

Yes meemaw, I got all I need right here! lifts ranch soda

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 7 points 5 months ago

Pictured: Midwestern stereotype.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

RANCH DRESSING? I think I’d rather find out a friend was smoking crack than see them drinking that shit.

[–] huginn@feddit.it 3 points 5 months ago

I almost puked after a single shot. Can't imagine a bottle

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh yeah. They’ve got bacon too. I’ve seen other weirder ones.

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Great, a pop-up to register for a mailing list without a close or decline button.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

You nailed it. I got a set as a gag gift. So nasty.

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

Must be Trader Joe's.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

The ranch soda is one of those things I would try once. You know it's bad; but how bad is it?

[–] huginn@feddit.it 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I've had it, it's worse than your imagining. .

Very fishy and greasy

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] huginn@feddit.it 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] huginn@feddit.it 2 points 5 months ago

Natural flavors does all the lifting there

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's not ranch, tho. That's Caesar dressing.

[–] huginn@feddit.it 1 points 5 months ago

Oh right...

Absolutely no idea then. It was definitely fishy though.

My partner doesn't even remember the taste - it activated the gag reflex too quickly.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I believe the same people also make a bacon-flavored soda. I got through half of it before throwing it out, it was awful. I mean, it tasted like bacon. It tasted like some damn good bacon, at that. But the fact that it's a fizzy liquid just turns it into a nauseating experience.

[–] beastlykings@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

Yeah the bacon one is a wild ride

[–] Chessmasterrex@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I found one from Rocket Fizz called barf. They also have a sweet corn soda too

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

The bazooka isn’t bad, if you like bazooka

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

there are 0 crumbs. 0/10 would not recommend.