There’s a candy store called Rocket Fizz that has about three refrigerators of these sorts of flavors. I’ve learned that I’m not a fan of Alien Pee or Toxic Sludge, but there are SO many more to go!
this post was submitted on 27 Dec 2024
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We just had toxic sludge. It was so good and refreshing. Blue raspberry and orange!
It was just way too sweet for me. Made my teeth hurt and I’m pretty sure I had Toxic Diabeetus for a few days. I’ve got a pickle one next on my list.
Does that bazooka tastes fine for the first three sips then nothing to replicate the gum experience?
The fact you can get a full jaw workout in only a few minutes, it's a miracle it isn't illegal!
I am totally going to buy that bazooka joe gum soda if I ever see it.
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For shame.
Oh, balls. I blame autocorrect. Thanks.
My hero. <3
Ranch Dressing Soda says "Y'all get yer fixins" across the bottom LOL
Fixins are the things like sauces and toppings that you "fix up" your food with (FYI)
Yall get yer fixins?
Yes meemaw, I got all I need right here! lifts ranch soda
Pictured: Midwestern stereotype.
RANCH DRESSING? I think I’d rather find out a friend was smoking crack than see them drinking that shit.
I almost puked after a single shot. Can't imagine a bottle
Oh yeah. They’ve got bacon too. I’ve seen other weirder ones.
It looks like the brand is Generic Lester's Fixins Outrageous Sodas
Great, a pop-up to register for a mailing list without a close or decline button.
You nailed it. I got a set as a gag gift. So nasty.
Must be Trader Joe's.
The ranch soda is one of those things I would try once. You know it's bad; but how bad is it?
I've had it, it's worse than your imagining. .
Very fishy and greasy
Ugh... Why fishy?! 🤢
Anchovies I guess
Natural flavors does all the lifting there
That's not ranch, tho. That's Caesar dressing.
Oh right...
Absolutely no idea then. It was definitely fishy though.
My partner doesn't even remember the taste - it activated the gag reflex too quickly.
I believe the same people also make a bacon-flavored soda. I got through half of it before throwing it out, it was awful. I mean, it tasted like bacon. It tasted like some damn good bacon, at that. But the fact that it's a fizzy liquid just turns it into a nauseating experience.
Yeah the bacon one is a wild ride
I found one from Rocket Fizz called barf. They also have a sweet corn soda too
The bazooka isn’t bad, if you like bazooka
there are 0 crumbs. 0/10 would not recommend.