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So it turns out my wife is a vet. And I'm worried she might come for me. I don't want to get ~~vaccinated~~ stabbed. What if she takes my claws? And... And... The fucking cone!!! kitty-cri-screm

Please HELP!

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[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

vets hate garlic or onions or some sort of allium. good luck

[–] buh@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

My wife is a vet, how often should I thank her for her service?

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

Looking into it

[–] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

Light some fireworks

[–] AshenWolf@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

Tell her she should have gone into human medicine (she'll be stunned from the psychic damage from which you can make your escape).

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

Cone helps you get satellite messages from Xi Jinping. Please comply