this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2025
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[–] Kaiserschmarrn@feddit.org 85 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

The problem with being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness.

-Sanic

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 months ago

Laid three eggs

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 77 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] squigglycunt@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

a cumswallow you mean?

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 76 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This took me about an hour

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 35 points 2 months ago

This raises a lot of questions reguarding the chicken & egg thing.

[–] Adm_Drummer@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Brilliant minds think alike.

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

57 minutes between the post and your comment, your sense of time is very precise.

[–] 48954246@lemmy.world 67 points 2 months ago
[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 64 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

this ones my favorite. silly lil guy

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 58 points 2 months ago
[–] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 52 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 18 points 2 months ago

A thing of beauty.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Omg a charlizard

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 49 points 2 months ago
[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 44 points 2 months ago
[–] birbs@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago
[–] turbulentMagma@lemm.ee 42 points 2 months ago
[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Acinonyx 3 points 2 months ago

impressive. very nice. now duplicate the detail on its chest

[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I sent this to my husband and a few of my friends and wanted to share their responses too

[–] birbs@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

The contrast in effort between the second and third image is perfect.

[–] CookieShovel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 2 months ago
[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago
[–] Chonk@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago
[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago
[–] FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago

Chicken wearin pants

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago
[–] Generalteetius01@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Xttweaponttx@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago
[–] owsei@programming.dev 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dashing lil guy

I wanted to give it a tophat, a watch and a cane.

[–] creation7758@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I just assume that the cane is on the other side.

[–] owsei@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

They all came out kinda wrong :(

But if you wanna give it a go, go right ahead :)

[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago
[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 months ago
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago
[–] Fortatech@gregtech.eu 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)