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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 70 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Don’t forget, the original size and appearance of the clothing doesn’t matter. A twink crop top will fit The Rock, and full plate will become a chainmail bikini on a feminine figure.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 months ago

first class in RPG character school is how to tailor clothes in the field

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

The opposite worked really well in the Gothic series with clothes/armor being tied to and representing social status.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 60 points 3 months ago

Listen, it had higher stats

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 37 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Sometimes they fall from the sky right at the start of the game.

[–] Berttheduck@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Ahha Morrowind, such good times. I definitely killed myself with those boots at least a few times.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

Yes, but they are fancy boots, your dead ass looked dead-ass sexy.

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Berttheduck@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

Could be, it was like 10 years ago. I remember the side screaming out of the sky and looting the corpse to get something which launches you miles up with no damage reduction. Maybe I'm confusing for the boots of blinding speed which were also brilliant.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This looks more like a tax collector situation to me

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What's the current meta in that quest?

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

Snitches end up in ditches, just pass it by

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Rocket propelled grenade games

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

Just yesterday, I made the opposite miscorrection involuntarily when someone fired a bazooka at Green Arrow and Spartan was apparently startled by someone playing Neverwinter Nights 2.

..that might be one of the geekiest sentences I've ever written 😄

[–] Mechanite@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is this Charlie Brown grown up?

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 17 points 3 months ago

No, he found Charlie Brown's corpse earlier.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

You can still get the experience when someone else commits murder, but only if you do at least one damage to the victim first.

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 8 points 3 months ago

I'm told the government said they'd allow anyone involved in the murder, even if they didn't do any damage

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 12 points 3 months ago

I love role playing game games

[–] Manticore@beehaw.org 11 points 3 months ago

This trait is so ingrained that anytime an RPG had dialogue to point out what an ass I'm being I surprisedpikachu.jpg IRL

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 8 points 3 months ago

Hitman also do be like that.

[–] ech@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

If I'm gonna make it to Louisville, I gotta make use of what I can. One can only stomp so many zombie heads.

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago

I had this exact one to one experience playing kingdom come deliverance a month back.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Was this also the original context of this comic?

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 4 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I feel like it would have been funnier without the text

[–] username_unavailable@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Yes, it was made by an Eastern European iirc.

I think they make it wordless because it works and gave it a wider audience.

Should have a signature "KRL 2006" it looks like.

I want to say the artist may be Polish, but I may be completely wrong, vague memories.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

Appears so, but it looks like it used to just say "RPG."

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Good grief.