"Greeting attempt registered. Reciprocation deployed."
this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2025
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"Boost shields! Shut down non-essentials! Ensign, get us out of here!"
"You too."
Take good care of the luck.
The cashier started laughing uncontrollably and mocking anon mercilessly (not real)
the cashier was male too (gay)
the cash point used linux too (free)
arch (btw)
"good morning"
It's 10 in the evening
Graveyard shifts get weird, okay?
Why are people so focused on following the social norm? If someone did this in front of me, that would surely make me laugh, even the cashier would have found that funny. Like, what's the problem of being a little different, I make jokes like that all the time(sometimes not on porpouse).
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