You must construct additional pylons.

Probably couldn't find that many real unarmed Americans waiting properly for a real picture.

And to preempt the comments: I've seen videos of people tearing down the doors for black friday. I've seen people going with open carry to buy TP during covid, openly stating "I'll get my TP one way or another". No way hungry armed people won't escalate. Sure this is human nature, but Americans are the ones with more guns than eggs, and very divisive at this point in time

This is locally-made European AI slop though

And no red hats, obviously AI

No, this is real, my parents sent it to me via Facebook.

Well. It's a shitpost after all.

Kinda like blaming a President at war for not saying "thank you" to its "benefactor" (despite having done so numerous times), no?

1. Something's up with the texture on Chad EU's face. His vest is also weird, can't see where it splits at the very top, and it has a weird silver stripe in only one small area.
2. The old lady's eye on the right is weird, almost like it's missing and there's just an empty spot there, but it's not quite like that either.
3. There's a lady in the back holding a kid, and...she has him in a choke?
4. Same lady, her nose is weird, like the perspective got fucked up there.
5. The eggs are weird too. There's two stacks, one is a 28 count, and the other is a 21 count? But it looks like two rows got like blended together in a weird way, like if you look at some of the eggs they look like two blended together, like it started doing another row and then gave up.

Mom is making sure it gets brain damaged so it votes republican when its older.

That's because a) the EU is a coalition of many different countries who all have their own flags, and b) we don't fetishize our flags nearly as much as Americans. Many countries have laws against putting the flag on merchandise, because it's seen as disrespectful.