I've never wanted so badly to be a coward--Superb work OP ...you disgustingly brave bastard.
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2025
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It's been a while since I was caught this off guard by a green text
And it's not even a green text
It's got the spirit
It is rare for something I see on the internet to make me bust out laughing.
What do you call it when a West Virginian gets a girl horny?
Relative humidity
This is why royal blood lines are so honorable.
Some good stoic advice and then it took a dark turn.
someone who does things simply because he is not afraid ... that person is not brave but an idiot.
Take this advice ... I'm not afraid of this.
Exactly the point where this greentext evolved from generic motivational post to masterpiece.
There it is.
It almost wasn't 4chan
I mean, it's a bit too dick-swingy and arrogant for my taste, but it ain't wrong either.
Drop the bullshit about cowardice, and there's some good advice in there.
some good advice about nutting in your sister indeed
Only if she's a coward
SEE IT THROUGH
Hey, keep it in the family.
I kinda figured I should specify that too, but where's the fun in that ;)
Gay: It was his brother
Fake: It was the brother that came