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Cross-posted from "Do only one dish by owning only one dish." by @cm0002@lemmy.world in !memes@lemmy.world


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[–] ptz@dubvee.org 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Thankfully(?), I've reached a somewhat symbiotic relationship with my functional alcoholism. Drunk me does the laundry and empties the dishwasher, and sober me no longer nags drunk me for drinking so much.

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

functional alcoholism

bruh I hate to break it to you...

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I accept that. lol

OTOH, that's pretty much the only reason I made it through 2016-2020 with my sanity intact. Now 2025 rolls around and....ugh.

I just want to offer the perspective that maybe your sanity stayed exactly the same you just don't look at it when drunk.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Hey, I've seen you posting/commenting hits here for the last year and a half, I like you sober. Sober you is cool.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have you tried going to the meetings yet?

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

If it gets to the point I think I need to, I would give it a go.

This isn't the most cliche thing I could say (it is the cliche), but I can and do stop when I want to. Every few weeks, I'll go 2, 3, or 4 weeks without even a drop. Mostly just as a self-check to make sure I can. If I ever can't (yet to happen), then that's my notice that I have a real problem rather than one I joke about on the internet.

I do drink a lot and technically fall under textbook definition, but I don't hide bottles around the office, drink during the day, or feel like I have to have a drink to get through anything.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's a little like saying you'll get the brakes checked after you have an accident.

Next time you decide to stop, why not go to the meetings? They have them online, 24/7. At worst, you'll hear some wild stories.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Sometimes, they have fresh donuts. Jussayin

[–] rooroo@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

You’re using the same flawed logic I to to tell me I’ve got no real problem.

However I spin it though, the booze really inhibits my happiness in a bunch of ways.

If you quit again, even for just a few weeks, and need an accountability buddy, hit me up.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Add shaving and taking out the trash and feeding, well, everything depending on me to be fed, and....

[–] quickenparalysespunk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

can i use hair removal cream for shaving? is it bad to leave it on for days?

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Nah, it's probably exfoliating..and moisturizing...at the same time, like 100000 other products...that's sussy

[–] traches@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Podcasts, my friend. That or audiobooks. Give your brain something to do

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I've found myself more often hoping for further mindless tasks because I want to keep listening to my podcasts.

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do nothing and stare at walls for hours, gives you a good base of nothingness to serve your podcasts on

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I love music and can just listen to music without doing anything, but then I feel guilty for not doing anything with the rest of the body.

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Have you tried turning your brain into a black hole of emotions so guilt at being idle can never escape? Works for me some times!

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

I've got a stack of those you can take: cleaning the chicken coop, that's 2/3 of an ep of Midnight Burger or 2 Gibi ASMRs. Friend discount, just for you.

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Can also have a YouTube video, movie or TV show on the phone on the side.

Although I would recommend spending the time on some mindfulness. There's a lot to be said for being alone with your thoughts and every minute of the day doesn't need distraction.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

One must imagine Sisyphus happy. 😌

[–] birdiebop@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"if life is an endless cycle of dirty dishes and doing laundry, then life is an endless cycle of homecooked meals and clean clothing"

exactly.

cooked meals and clean clothes with long stretches of repeated forgetting about slimy dishes and fermenting clothes in between.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

An unending cycle of saving money, too, damn it

[–] twinnie@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

I actually don’t mind doing the dishes, don’t know why. I actually like it more than doing the dishwasher but it takes too long

[–] jef@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

I have never thought that in my adult life I'd relate to muggy from New Vegas this much.

[–] PostiveNoise@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But isn't doing laundry totally optional? Or maybe my Imaginary Friend is giving me bad suggestions again.

[–] AZERTY@feddit.nl 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Absolutely optional. You can get FOUR uses from underwear if you're smart enough.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

If you keep your butt that clean, the price will be high....chafing....

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I Kind of dribbled this by using the same plate/knive for the week and then I only have to do dishes once a week. But I also usually only eat bread at home, since I usually eat lunch at university.

I usually only do laundry every two weeks which isn't that bad.

[–] AddLemmus@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

That is a method which actually worked out, for years! Just now, with a child, I use a dishwasher.

One big regret: As a single, I should have bought one of those tiny dishwashers that don't need installing and can just be filled with water on top.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago